I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dog gets his first cheque next Friday. dam_n this is a great country.

probably better to post this one in Bedlam, under ' PC Jokes '

So true

Could equally apply to Australia .. but don't get me started or I'll get a LONG holiday.

Edited November 19, 201015 yr by peter991