dear all

I have been presented with a very difficult matter and it is one that needed

to be dealt with quickly to avoid any further ramifications, legal or

otherwise. I will be the first to admit that I am no angel but I do my best

to restrain myself, especially when dealing with members of the opposite

sex. The world I work in is renowned for excessive behaviour, loose morals

and casual lawsuits. I have been hit with a paternity suit by a 'lady' who

claimed that I seduced her by suggesting that I would introduce her to

famous DJs. Can you believe that? I immediately recommended that a DNA test

should be done in order to prove my innocence. Her response was to send me a

photograph of the baby boy in question with an invitation to see if I could

detect any physical resemblance between us. Please be informed that I have

instructed my lawyer to set up a trust fund for his education, and I have

also agreed to pay substantial monthly alimony payments. Thank you.

Regards,

lovejoy

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