airportintimacy Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Due to work, a wedding, and family vacation plans, my girlfriend and I haven't seen each other for a month, and won't be able to be together at all for another 3 weeks yet. It's very sad. HOWEVER! I just found out that we're actually going to be passing each other in Suvarnabhumi Airport in about a week. We're on completely different flights, but we'll share two hours of layover time in the airport and are obviously going to try to find each other. This presents a dilemma, as we would both very much appreciate a bit of intimacy, but don't have time to leave the airport. Does anyone know of a place inside the airport where we might be able to get away from the crowds? It doesn't have to be completely private, but a few minutes of alone time would be very precious...I've never been through this airport before, so I haven't had a chance to scope it out at all. I know this is sort of a ridiculous request, but I'm quite serious. If anyone actually knows an area of the airport that might suit our needs (and can tell me where it is/how to get there), your advice would be greatly appreciated. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotlost Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 You would of loved the old airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat5 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I know someone who had a massage with a happy ending at Suwwannapoom. I presume that was relatively private. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airportintimacy Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 I know someone who had a massage with a happy ending at Suwwannapoom. I presume that was relatively private. Except for the "masseuse." In our case, that would be a problem, and I doubt anyone at Suwwannapoom would ever let us into a back/private room by ourselves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkawish Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 (edited) This is your lucky day! Two hours are plenty to get many things done. Going thru immigration will take about 15 min. Locating hotel within SuVanNa another 15 min. Quick checkin finding your room , if you do not drop your key and loose change in the elevator, another 15 min. Refraining from overly exposed communications in the elevator, unless you use your socks to cover up the lens first! Showering and stuff--no more than 30 min. Dashing out nostalgically back to immigration checkin another 15 min. Kissing good bye while running to boarding gate another 15 min. Arriving at boarding gate almost missing last call 15 min. Your 2 hours are totally exhausted. Your cost would be approximately 1,500 baht for the room, probably plus another 20,000 baht for your girlfriend's broken Italian high heels and other forgotten personal articles left in the room. I am totally exhausted even just thinking about these acrobatic undertakings. Won't it be lots more fun just to take a cold shower together at the airport vip lounge? Good luck and have plenty of fun. Edited December 23, 2010 by mkawish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokcitylimits Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Desperate ? Oh Gosh this is a real terrible situation indeed, can we help ? life can be so bad to us... Meet her in front of the Familymart on the topfloor, plenty of free seats there, have a cup of 10baht coffee together, try to be happy with your life and with eachother and stop whining. 3, 4 weeks is nothing really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodcourt49 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Desperate ? Oh Gosh this is a real terrible situation indeed, can we help ? life can be so bad to us... Meet her in front of the Familymart on the topfloor, plenty of free seats there, have a cup of 10baht coffee together, try to be happy with your life and with eachother and stop whining. 3, 4 weeks is nothing really ..2nd or 3rd floor at western end of building is very quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomatopo Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 (edited) Assuming you are both on int'l-int'l connections maybe best to try the day-rooms at BKK, which are air-side? Level 4, G concourse; Level 3 , A concourse. http://www.suvarnabhumiairport.com/indoor_map_day_room_en.php http://www.dayrooms-ciplounges.com/ Some (all?) of the TG lounges have shower rooms. I know the big one in Concourse D (3rd floor) definitely does. The shower rooms are obviously private, and quite nice, if that might suit. Edited December 24, 2010 by lomatopo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 There is a Novatel Hotel at the airport, has a mini van to take you to their door, literally 2/3 minute transfer. Might be cutting it fine but worth a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuang Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 " but we share two hours of layover time in the airport "...i think he is referring to their transit time inside the departure hall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klinpree Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I know someone who had a massage with a happy ending at Suwwannapoom. I presume that was relatively private. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klinpree Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I know someone who had a massage with a happy ending at Suwwannapoom. I presume that was relatively private. Tell us more where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodcourt49 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I know someone who had a massage with a happy ending at Suwwannapoom. I presume that was relatively private. Tell us more where? ..depending on how you were created..about 30cms above your knees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkawish Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Desperate ? Oh Gosh this is a real terrible situation indeed, can we help ? life can be so bad to us... Meet her in front of the Familymart on the topfloor, plenty of free seats there, have a cup of 10baht coffee together, try to be happy with your life and with eachother and stop whining. 3, 4 weeks is nothing really ..2nd or 3rd floor at western end of building is very quiet rod not quite a good idea though, there are at least 8 remote cameras scanning those remote corners, won't want to give a private moment as a treat for those security room officers now, even tho it is a jolly season, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Maybe ask Larry "wide stance" Craig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuaBS Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 I think everybody is forgetting the obvious....the toilets!! If you go to a floor with few people and no-one cleaning... they can be pretty quiet and private. AND they are free and you don't have to walk far. Just keep the moaning and heavy breathing down , not to allert anyone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 (edited) I think everybody is forgetting the obvious....the toilets!! If you go to a floor with few people and no-one cleaning... they can be pretty quiet and private. AND they are free and you don't have to walk far. Just keep the moaning and heavy breathing down , not to allert anyone.... They have coed toilets there now? Edited December 26, 2010 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 I think everybody is forgetting the obvious....the toilets!! And who said romance is dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 (edited) I think everybody is forgetting the obvious....the toilets!! And who said romance is dead? It can be for some segments, at least, that's what they tell me ... (not my scene, but some of my best friends ...) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AL44oaLXPA Edited December 26, 2010 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nawtier Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 'but a few minutes of alone time would be very precious'.................you studley you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuaBS Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 I think everybody is forgetting the obvious....the toilets!! If you go to a floor with few people and no-one cleaning... they can be pretty quiet and private. AND they are free and you don't have to walk far. Just keep the moaning and heavy breathing down , not to allert anyone.... They have coed toilets there now? Go the the MEN's toilets , maybe not as clean and less stalls, but when caught , you won't be a pervert sent to pay a fine or worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetley Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 'but a few minutes of alone time would be very precious'.................you studley you.... A few minutes? She's in for a treat then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 This is your lucky day! Two hours are plenty to get many things done. Going thru immigration will take about 15 min. Locating hotel within SuVanNa another 15 min. Quick checkin finding your room , if you do not drop your key and loose change in the elevator, another 15 min. Refraining from overly exposed communications in the elevator, unless you use your socks to cover up the lens first! Showering and stuff--no more than 30 min. Dashing out nostalgically back to immigration checkin another 15 min. Kissing good bye while running to boarding gate another 15 min. Arriving at boarding gate almost missing last call 15 min. Your 2 hours are totally exhausted. Your cost would be approximately 1,500 baht for the room, probably plus another 20,000 baht for your girlfriend's broken Italian high heels and other forgotten personal articles left in the room. I am totally exhausted even just thinking about these acrobatic undertakings. Won't it be lots more fun just to take a cold shower together at the airport vip lounge? Good luck and have plenty of fun. I think this is still too optimistic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotlost Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Use the phone both like Superman does to change clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfchandler Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Quite an introductory post to Thai Visa... I can see where that situation would top anyone's list of concerns... I like Jing and other's suggestions about the men's restroom... And just flush the loo every few minutes to cover the sounds of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 The op with his preplanned, anticipation, etc will be quite disappointed when the little lady bats her eyes and says 'not tonight handsome man' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monokuro Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 There is an hourly rate hotel inside the airport at one of the far ends. Walk to the end and as you get past all the shops, you will see a coffee shop with a walkway down the right hand side. Go down there to the hotel. I can't remember which Gate it is though ... sorry Edit: Here it is : http://www.suvarnabhumiairport.com/indoor_map_day_room_en.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfchandler Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Do they have mirrors on the ceiling, same like the hourly rate hotels in BKK??? Hope so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nawtier Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Wrong time of month....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 (edited) The Bang Bus. I have a Toyota Hiace with dark tinted windows. I can take 2 rows of seats out, throw in a mattress and drive around the departures/arrivals/parking loops for as long as it takes for the OP to get his nut. I will make sure the cologne towels and water is iced down. 3000 baht + tip. Take it or leave it. Edited January 3, 2011 by NanLaew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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