There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has

been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this F***ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the <deleted> is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

3. "Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

4. "Where the F*** are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

5. "You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

6. "How the F*** did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

7. "It does so F***ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

8. "Any F***ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

9. "Where did all those F***ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877 !

10. "What the F*** was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

11. "What the F*** do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the F*** was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

I can relate to that. I used those precise words when Pakistan shelled a Kashmir town I was in back in '97!