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A little girl answers the phone. A man says 'Hi sweetheart, can you please get Mummy to come to the phone?'

'Sorry, I can't – she's in the bedroom with Uncle Paul'

'But sweetheart, you have no Uncle Paul'. 'Sure I have' the girl says 'he is in the bedroom with Mummy'.

Short Silence, then the man says 'Listen sweetheart – run to the bedroom and yell that my car just turned into the driveway'.

When the girl returns the man asked her what happened. 'Mummy jumped out of bed. She was completely naked, ran to the window and slipped on her clothes. She fell out of the window and now she's lying on the driveway and doesn't move.'

'And Uncle Paul?' asks the man.

'He also was naked and jumped out of the window into our pool – but I think that he forgot that you emptied and cleaned the pool last week. Now he also doesn't move.'

Longer silence, then the man says 'Pool??? Sh_t – wrong number.'

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