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Dear John.....

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A young Thai Uni student recently received a

"Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back in Farangland. It read as follows:

Dear Noi

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just

too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been

gone and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, John.

Noi, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could

spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In

addition to the picture of John,

Noi included all the other pictures of the lads she had collected from her buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:

Dear John,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the <deleted> you are. Please take

your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,

Noi.

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the <deleted> you are. Please take

your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

:o

Yur chetin heat will make you weep

youll cry and cry and try to sleep

but sleep wont come the whole night throug

yur chetin heart will tell on yoooou

:D

Yea Noi way to go... :D

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