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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Optimism: Shit is not all bad

Pessimism: This shit is gonna get worse

Masochism: I love shit

Sadism: This shit is for you

Pluralism: My shit is your shit

Communism: Let's share this shit out equally

Capitalism: How much will you pay me for this shit?

Bushism: If shit is happening don't blame me

and finally....

Fatalism: Shit is a fact of life (Back to Taoism)

Ok you asked for it here's more:

antagonism: do you want this shit or what?

mechanism: clockwork shit

nihilism: shit doesn't exist

satanism: shit is evil

prism: crystal shit

and finally, finally (until I think of more)...

jism: shit makes me cum

Edited by paulpisces
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