"i'm Sure You Could Probably Find A Penguin

Two hungover leprechauns are arguing as they walk down a gravel road.

"I'm telling it twas true!"

"No! No! It twasn't!" said the other.

On they walked and on they argued until they reached the door of a convent.

"Well, go ahead." He nudged his drinking partner.

"I will. I will."

So he knocked on the large wooden door. A nun answered the door and was a bit surprised when she looked down and there were two desheveled leprechauns swaying in front of her.

"Err. Can I help you gentleman?"

"Well go ahead." He nuged his friend.

"We'd like to speak with the midget nuns, please."

"What?" asked the nun.

"We'd like to speak with the midget nuns."

Confused the nun said one moment and close the door. The leprechauns murmmered to each other with their voices rising occaisionly. Again the door opened and it was the Mother Superior.

"Gentleman what can I help you with?"

"We'd like to speak with the midget nuns."

"Midget nuns? We have no midget nuns. Good day gentlemen.", and she closed the door.

The one leprechaun turned to the other and gave him a kick and said, " I told you they was penguins!"