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When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in

the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly,

"You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."

Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he

died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to

remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he really was.

totster :o

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