Osama Bl'S Last Words

[pomeloseed]

"I need Navy Seals in my house like a need a hole in the head"

[mightyharriss]

I thought it was "dam_n you Chuck Norris"

[freddy]

I thought it was "dam_n you Chuck Norris"

"HOLY CHUCK".................

[Antathome]

Actually I thought it was, "dam_n, I knew that I shouln't have got an iPhone!"

[rayongtoffee]

Ah,you even take your bins out on a bank holiday!

[kandahar]

Is that thing loaded?

[ra1n85]

One moment! Just putting my towel on!

[ScubaBuddha]

What was the last thing to go through his mind you say?

That's easy, a 5.56x45mm 62 gr. M855 FMJ NATO round traveling at 940 m/s.

[warfie]

One moment! Just putting my towel on!

In fact, it is not a towel, actually nothing like a towel.

More like a small sheet.

So, no more calling them "towel-heads" ok?

The more correct term would be "sheet-heads"

[Garry]

Oddly enough the Seals used exactly 3,497 rounds to obtain OBL.

Did everyone enjoy the Osama bin Laden season finale?

David Letterman

Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.

Jay Leno

"Can they make a Call of Duty Map of Osama in his compound?"

"They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life."

So, Osama was buried at sea, have they learned nothing from what happened with Megatron?

FB Status: "Osama Bin Laden is dead" - Obama likes this

Edited July 3, 2011 by Garry

[kandahar]

You kids quit making all that racket down there and go to bed.

[kandahar]

WHO? WHO? WHO let the dogs out?

[Mosha]

I thought mischief night was in Autumn

The pizza boy took his time.

Are we attacking the army base?

[Garry]

According to O’Brien, “When he heard about it, former President Bush was furious and said, ‘Wait a minute — SEALS, I could have used seals?!’”

[kandahar]

And just a little change in direction. Today in the news, some media organizations are claiming that Taliban head Mullah Mohammed Omar is dead. The Taliban are disputing the claim. They say he always smells like that.

[Mosha]

Meanwhile Al-Qaeda issue Fadwah against News Corp due to phone hacking Bin Laden's phone after the raid.

[kandahar]

OBL- "Wow, hon, that sex was great! I feel like my head just exploded!"

Edited July 20, 2011 by kandahar

[kandahar]

OBL- "C'mon. You wouldn't shoot a guy in a dress, would you?"

[Garry]

And just a little change in direction. Today in the news, some media organizations are claiming that Taliban head Mullah Mohammed Omar is dead. The Taliban are disputing the claim. They say he always smells like that.

Thank you KD, you successfully succeeded in making me irrigate my nasal passages and keyboard with coffee :jap: