At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the

books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the

Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with

the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them

up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they

send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat

disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he

went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these matzo purchases? What

do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that

the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We

collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and

then they send a free box of matzo balls."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster

the know-it-all Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover

foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up

all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year

they send us a complete dick

totster

Nearly didn´t read it, what with my problems with tax inspectors, but as it was posted by you, mate... Turned out good.

LOL I've got to pass this on to my auditor friends!

Thanks for the laugh totster