paddy went to visit his new girlfriend,took a big bunch of flowers,got to her house and rang the bell,molly came to the door,paddy said these are for you,come on in said molly and close the door,then she wipped off her skirt and pants and laid flat out on the sofa,with legs apart molly said this is for the flowers,be jesus said paddy dont you have a vase.

Somehow reminded me of the irish bank robber.....

Walked into the bank with a stocking over his head and said 'give me the money this is s <deleted> up.

'You mean a stick up' said the teller?

'No a <deleted> up I left my gun at home'