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Awesome quotes by philosopher ZZAA09

Many of you are doubtless now aware that we have amongst us a truly great philosopher. His name is ZZAA09.

I have compiled a few of his better known quotes, and I would be grateful if you could add your own.

1. A very sexy checkout girl approached ZZAA09 in Tescos and asked for sex. He replied "But surely, a bicycle without a chain is like a leaf on a park bench".

2. A busty 35 year-old woman asked ZZAA09 about his political views. He replied "Life is very similar to tomato sauce".

3. A rich woman wanted to marry ZZAA09. He said "But what is a full moon in December? Is it brighter or less bright than a full moon in August?".

4. An immigration official asked ZZAA09 about his visa status. He replied "Those who befit that which is wrong are those who will unregister and swim naked".

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Got him to a "T".

:cheesy:

:cheesy:

Seems somehow wrong this thread.......but funny nonetheless.....laugh.gif

Edit: I'd just like to know if he'd see the funny side....

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Got him to a "T".

:cheesy:

One more.

Philosopher ZZAA09 took his car in for repairs.

The dealer asked him if he wanted a new engine.

The Maestro replied "I could eat KFC, or I could read Harry Potter. What befits the more natural?".

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Got him to a "T".

:cheesy:

:cheesy:

Seems somehow wrong this thread.......but funny nonetheless.....laugh.gif

Edit: I'd just like to know if he'd see the funny side....

Not sure about that - it is more likely to massage his ego and be viewed (by him) as acceptance of his higher being.

I suppose he is Isaan's Glitterman but without the bike and gold cape.

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Got him to a "T".

:cheesy:

:cheesy:

Seems somehow wrong this thread.......but funny nonetheless.....laugh.gif

Edit: I'd just like to know if he'd see the funny side....

Not sure about that - it is more likely to massage his ego and be viewed (by him) as acceptance of his higher being.

I suppose he is Isaan's Glitterman but without the bike and gold cape.

I don't like the new avatar anyway......biggrin.gif

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This thread reveals the protuberance that is often evidently obvious in many cases and among those who should or would have been as cognizant as they wish they were -- based on the comparatives and superlatives put forth and digesticated.

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This thread reveals the protuberance that is often evidently obvious in many cases and among those who should or would have been as cognizant as they wish they were -- based on the comparatives and superlatives put forth and digesticated.

Are we plebs all added to the ignore list? Please add me!!! laugh.gif

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Wow, that was hard to do -- I actually couldn't make it completely unintelligible, contradictory or redundant (though I did manage the proper level of pointlessness).

I have new-found respect.

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This thread reveals the protuberance that is often evidently obvious in many cases and among those who should or would have been as cognizant as they wish they were -- based on the comparatives and superlatives put forth and digesticated.

But the incontrovertible truth is that you are relying on the paradigms and stereo-typical images of the genre of that particular sub-species.

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Wow, that was hard to do -- I actually couldn't make it completely unintelligible, contradictory or redundant (though I did manage the proper level of pointlessness).

I have new-found respect.

laugh.gif Blimey mate whew... I thought I was pissed there for a minute...and I haven't been to the 7/11 for at least an hour!

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Famous biblical quotes by the Maestro.....................

1. An eye for a tooth; and a tooth for a frog.

2. Though I walk through the valley of Isaan, I shall always carry an inflatible dinghy.

3. Blessed is he who thinks that cheese is made from beef . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

4. And on the seventh day, The Lord made cardboard.

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Somebody go round and wake up Thaddeus before this gets closed :)

No chance...I heard he sleepwalks with his double pronged member errr....ohmy.gif

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This thread reveals the protuberance that is often evidently obvious in many cases and among those who should or would have been as cognizant as they wish they were -- based on the comparatives and superlatives put forth and digesticated.

But the incontrovertible truth is that you are relying on the paradigms and stereo-typical images of the genre of that particular sub-species.

That's what you say...

But a butterfly only needs a spanner if he's left-handed.

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This was one of my all time favourites (found by Googling zzaa09) - from the dog in a restaurant thread.

I'd be hard-pressed to wonder what Thais driving character has to do with an owners dog in a said restaurant. Of course, it has nothing whatsoever to do with the related topic, except that there is a broader circle that find it necessary to use any assorted comparative to justify there points of cultural superiority......when obviously there is no such standards as to what a higher civilisation or a lower civilisation might curtail. This sorted bashing {critique} tends to be common throughout Thai-based fora.

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This was one of my all time favourites (found by Googling zzaa09) - from the dog in a restaurant thread.

I'd be hard-pressed to wonder what Thais driving character has to do with an owners dog in a said restaurant. Of course, it has nothing whatsoever to do with the related topic, except that there is a broader circle that find it necessary to use any assorted comparative to justify there points of cultural superiority......when obviously there is no such standards as to what a higher civilisation or a lower civilisation might curtail. This sorted bashing {critique} tends to be common throughout Thai-based fora.

Difficult to locate its juxtaposition within a sociocunnilingual nuance based on the environmental layabout. Wouldn't you say...?

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