Queen Elizabeth

and

Dolly Parton

die on the same day and they both go

before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately,

there's only one space left that day,

so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she

should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says,

"Look at these, they're the most

perfect breasts

God ever created,

and I'm sure it will please God to

be able to see them every day,for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly,

and asks

Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,

shakes it up, and gargles.

Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel

says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks,

"What was that all about?

I show you two

of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.

She spits into a

commode and she gets in!

Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel,

"but even in Heaven,

a royal flush

beats a pair -

no matter how big they are.

It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do ! (DP)