LETTER OF RECOMMENDATIONBob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, withoutwasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be sent away as soon as possible. Sincerely, Project Leader ------------------------------------------------------------------- The following Memo was soon sent following "The Letter" That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read every second line (i.e.. 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, ..) for my true assessment of him. Regards, Derek Crabb Project Leader

^ just a stab in the dark here, but I think that might need re-formatting.

^ just a stab in the dark here, but I think that might need re-formatting.

A case where using the CODE format would help.

Also with those qualifications he sounds ideal for executive management,,,,has all the characteristics.

Here's a reformatted version that I found on http://www.funnyandjokes.com/

Dear Manager (HR),

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently,without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be

classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

sent away as soon as possible.

Signed - Project Leader

ANOTHER MEMO SENT SHORTLY AFTER:

Dear Manager (HR),

That guy was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1,3,5,7,9,11,13) for my true assessment of him.

Signed - Project Leader

DM

Thanks guys,

You got it.

There's a hidden code here

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/489199-lets-be-nice-to-each-other/page__p__4611726__hl__let%26%2339%3Bs+be+nice__fromsearch__1#entry4611726