Blow Up Dog Doll Wanted

[meatboy]

after all the heartbreak we have had lets see if i can put some humor into this forum,this is a genuine request,we have a bitch near us thats in season and our beloved dog[alaskan malamute] is going bonkers in the middle of the night,i exspect youve heard a wolf howl,so i am looking for a blow up dogy doll,one that can stand a bit of ear biteing and wont go down on him,he is a handsome dog but he isnt very choosy. NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE

[canuckamuck]

This might be the only forum you could find an answer to that kind of question.

[harrry]

You could get a blow up sheep from New Zealand and tell him it is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

[sbk]

Sadly, meatboy, I don't think it works that way with dogs. Have you actually seen dogs mate?

And I am pretty sure that there wouldn't be a blow up dog doll and definitely not one that could withstand a male dog. Unless you plan on breeding your dog why not just get him sterilized? Also, if the bitch in heat is a stray, get her sterilized when the heat is over.

(see a serious answer to what is most likely not a serious question but the pets forum isn't much for trolls).

[Familyonthemove]

Can't he just use your leg?

[Thaddeus]

[meatboy]

sbk asks have i ever seen dogs mate,yes i was a greyhound trainer with a stud dog,why i am looking for a dog dolly,my mate had a shitzu and his mate was a teddy bear and every night i was in his house the shitzu used to mount this bear and give it a right going over roll off and fall asleep just like a human,so maybe i will try that.the bitch in question is not a stray the owner lets it out morn/night actually there are 4dogs going bonkers.

[GarryP]

There are some classsics here. "....and won't go down on him". Dolls don't do that, do they?

You are going to try mounting a bear? Your wife/gf won't be happy about that. I'd leave that to the dog actually.

And now for somthing a little more serious. Get a bolster (the long pillows), and some hard wearing fabric. Rub the fabric on the tush of a bitch in heat - if it will let you. And then cover the bolster with the fabric, tying off both ends. Problem solved. A dog friendly humpillow.

[harrry]

Be generous...give your dog 500 baht and send him off to Spicy.

[Dag]

Reading the title i wondered why you would want to blow up a dog doll.......but then thought some people are amused by many things.....and at least it would not be a real one.

[welsh1]

You could get a blow up sheep from New Zealand and tell him it is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

It just so happens i have a blow up sheep.....barrrrrrbara is her name

[Dag]

You could get a blow up sheep from New Zealand and tell him it is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

It just so happens i have a blow up sheep.....barrrrrrbara is her name

Not unexpected at all with your member name.

I have a puncture repair kit if you need it.

[welsh1]

You could get a blow up sheep from New Zealand and tell him it is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

It just so happens i have a blow up sheep.....barrrrrrbara is her name

Not unexpected at all with your member name.

I have a puncture repair kit if you need it.

dont need one thanks

The local motor bike shop repairs punctures at 20 baht a time

[krading]

This what you're after?

Edited August 16, 2011 by krading

[Tywais]

Sadly, meatboy, I don't think it works that way with dogs. Have you actually seen dogs mate?

Actually our Golden Retriever had a very large stuffed dog toy that he would go to town with, metaphorically speaking, regularly. Seen others have similar toys for their dogs to date. Below from a Brazilian company.

Paw Prints Magazine

[meatboy]

You could get a blow up sheep from New Zealand and tell him it is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

It just so happens i have a blow up sheep.....barrrrrrbara is her name

would that be one of them shagging sheep from the valleys YACHI-DA

[endure]

There are some classsics here. "....and won't go down on him". Dolls don't do that, do they?

Are you confusing 'dolls' with 'dogs'?

[Traxster]

Gentlemen......and I use the 'gentlemen' on the advice of my lawyer

that is one of the best and funniest posts I have ever read in this or any other forum.

Thankyou everybody...............

[welsh1]

You could get a blow up sheep from New Zealand and tell him it is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

It just so happens i have a blow up sheep.....barrrrrrbara is her name

would that be one of them shagging sheep from the valleys YACHI-DA

sure is YACHI-DA

[meatboy]

dont like those valley sheep they used to tipp up the dustbins in the night,give me one from the beacons sweet and tender.

[welsh1]

dont like those valley sheep they used to tipp up the dustbins in the night,give me one from the beacons sweet and tender.

MB.. Sounds like you are a fellow Taff...you know your sheep fair play to you...

[bina]

not quite on topoic but lilee was in heat and balless wonder foofoo had a ball; his memory served him well and he preformed daily as a spermless stud........

[Gonsalviz]

You are really a pervert. Dog dolls?

[meatboy]

dont like those valley sheep they used to tipp up the dustbins in the night,give me one from the beacons sweet and tender.

MB.. Sounds like you are a fellow Taff...you know your sheep fair play to you...

salt marsh is nice tooooo you know.

[meatboy]

not quite on topoic but lilee was in heat and balless wonder foofoo had a ball; his memory served him well and he preformed daily as a spermless stud........

my beloved had a sleepless night,he would not settle at all, i now have to take drastic action,a neighbour has a wooden rocking horse,so i am going to see if she will sell it,i can shorten the legs and mrs meat said she has some boots,stockings and a lambswool jumper i can have,so with a few alterations hopefully it will do and he will have a good ride.

[PEP]

I bought a blow up lady doll one time for similar use as proposed for the "Dog Doll". Was good to use but a bugger to clean. Got tired of the same-old, same-old so decided to rent it out for short time use. Problem was the first customer ate the whole thing!:bah:

[meatboy]

I bought a blow up lady doll one time for similar use as proposed for the "Dog Doll". Was good to use but a bugger to clean. Got tired of the same-old, same-old so decided to rent it out for short time use. Problem was the first customer ate the whole thing!:bah:

well thats blown me away,i was thinking about a lady doll but there are too many holes to put it,so if he was ever required to do the real thing he might have got confused.oh sh-t theres a shitzu going past with ribbons in her hair thats got him panting.