Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?

The local paper printed the following headline:

A Small Medium At Large.

Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?

The local paper printed the following headline:

A Small Medium At Large.

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Good play of words

A man who had just escaped from an asylum entered a laundrette raped two women and then ran away

The same newspaper printed the headline

Nut screws washers and bolts

A man who had just escaped from an asylum entered a laundrette raped  two women and then ran away

The same newspaper printed the headline

Nut screws washers and bolts

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Woweee, another good play of words. English is a funny language indeed.

Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?

The local paper printed the following headline:

A Small Medium At Large.

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Good play of words

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A woman divorced her midget husband.

The local newspaper headline was:

Midget's ex-wife going on to bigger things.

A man who had just escaped from an asylum entered a laundrette raped  two women and then ran away

The same newspaper printed the headline

Nut screws washers and bolts

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When I was in NZ, I learned that the KIWI bird is a bird that:

"eats roots, shoots and leaves"

Now there are more good play of English words..

i midget walked into the womens showers

he got a box in the face