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Some woman knocked on my door earlier and said that she had lost her dog.

She said, "If you help me find it I will let you fuc_k my fanny all night."

I said, "What does it look like?"

She said, "It's a big, black, fluffy thing."

I said, "No thanks love, I'll give it a miss."

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