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Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him.

"Did y'know that St. Patrick was a sissy?"

"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."

The man returned to his friends, complaining that it hadn't worked. The second decided to try.

"Did y'know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?"

"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."

The second man returned to his friends, amazed that it hadn't worked. The third man knew he had the solution.

"Did y'know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?"

"Oh, no. But that's what y'r friends hae been trying to tell me."

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Ireland's answer to the fuel crisis problem----they have just ordered eighty million cubic metres of sand from Kuwait----they will start drilling for their own oil !!!

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Ireland has just sent 2 boat loads of sand and one boat load of cement to Libya as their contribution to the war---they say it is a ''morta attack'' !!!

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