ToonBroon Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I have a dream that one day I'll walk past an Indian tailors and no one will speak to me. I have a dream. I have a dream that all the dogs down my street will contract a severe case of canine laryngitis, I have a dream. I have a dream there will come a time when I have all the right paperwork first time when dealing with Thai governmental agencies, I have a dream. I have a dream that someone will realise that 'Red' means 'Go' at the traffic lights and change the order accordingly, I have a dream. I have a dream when I have visitors from UK they don't want to go up Doi Suthep, I have a dream. I have a dream that when my friends and I order a meal we get the dishes at the same time and the starters first not last, I have a dream. I have a dream that one day on the golf course my caddie will get her 'left' and 'right' sorted out when lining up my putt, I have a dream. I have a dream that UBC TV satellite signal will not disintergrate during rain, I have a dream. Over to you... TB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyscot Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I have a dream that my golf caddy will wait until AFTER I hit my shot before shouting fore... Regardless of how bad a golfer I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinky Bill Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 (edited) I once had a dream that all the whinging, whining, complaining expats had left Chiang Mai. But then I woke up and realised that, yes I was only dreaming. Edited October 5, 2011 by Blinky Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Aitch Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I once said to an ex girlfriend upon waking up one morning; "Oh hello darling, I just had a dream about you". Starry eyed and smitten she said, "Ahhhhh, that was nice", to which I replied, “I bloody well wasn’t! It was a frigging NIGHTMARE!". Aitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarpSpeed Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 You still have UBC ? Where'd you get that from?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgthompson Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I have a dream that one day I'll have nothing better to do with my time than write crap on a forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laasmooi Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I once had a dream that all the whinging, whining, complaining expats had left Chiang Mai. But then I woke up and realised that, yes I was only dreaming. Well said, Blinky Bill. Even worse: Starting bothering us here in CM or even here in Thailand. Did we ask them to start bothering us? Pffffffffffffff................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veryruay Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I had a dream Blinky Bill's dream becomes real, I had a dream. I once had a dream that all the whinging, whining, complaining expats had left Chiang Mai. But then I woke up and realised that, yes I was only dreaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I had a dream I was a handsome mad....I woke up in Thailand...my dream came true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikster Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I had a dream... that some day people would stop sweating the small stuff and wake up. And live. And leave us alone with the whining too, but that's not gonna happen, being as it is it's their favorite way to pass time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Those are pretty good dreams, ToonBroon. But, some day you will realize it is the strange things that you miss about Thailand when it's not around. all my best stories are about things that happened but I don't want to repeat. When you live too long in an over regulated country like North America then you come to appreciate the "wild west" aspect of Thailand. We've lost a lot of our freedoms with all the nice rules and regulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 My dream is that this topic would be moved to the pub forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrclough Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I have a dream that one day I'll have nothing better to do with my time than write crap on a forum. I HAD a dream but then woke up to find someone else had already written pretty much exactly what I was about to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRS1 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I have a dream that bar girls will stop asking me for Lady drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicksal37 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I had a dream that the bar girls bought me drinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doppa Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 i had a dream......bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I have a dream ,Newcastle United will win the FA cup, really any cup would do, regards Worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doppa Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I have a dream ,Newcastle United will win the FA cup, really any cup would do, regards Worgeordie in fact owt would do!......not in my lifetime, although i did see them win the fairs cup, all the home ties including the away tie at rangers, great night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoAndCo Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I had a dream, to read a topic, so funny that made me laugh out loud. I had a dream, to walk through CM without noise & air pollution. I had a dream, not being asked by foreigners to guide them around when they'll arrive in CM. How do I know about Night Safari, tigers, bungee jumping?! I am not on holiday here! Read Lonely Planet! I had a dream, having an indoor, or at least covered, swimming pool. I had a dream, to find that nice, cosy house with that perfect second hand car to drive around with my big, big hair. I had a dream, mosquitos sucking fat instead of blood... or sucking my bad habits & terrible humour. I once said to an ex girlfriend upon waking up one morning; "Oh hello darling, I just had a dream about you". Starry eyed and smitten she said, "Ahhhhh, that was nice", to which I replied, "I bloody well wasn't! It was a frigging NIGHTMARE!". Aitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinky Bill Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Ahh shit!! I just had a wet one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerbeer Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Ahh shit!! I just had a wet one. was it beer BB? it happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Blinky is just bragging about his age, at my age, I always wake up before the good part and have to go take a whizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishjohn Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I just used to dream about having wet dreams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokay Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I had a dream that the girl in my room does not pee standing up. Unfortunately, I woke up to find out I was drugged and my lady of the night does indeed pee standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thighlander Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I had a dream the Euro went to 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23423981 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I have a dream that my golf caddy will wait until AFTER I hit my shot before shouting fore... Regardless of how bad a golfer I am Even worse, I have a dream that my golf caddy will wait until AFTER I PUTT my ball before shout fore... Regardless of how bad a golfer I am Sorry, it was so funny I had to steal it - Imitation is sincerest form of flattery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARISTIDE Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I had a dream farang stop using Thailand as a place to support political thing in Burma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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