Win A Bagel

A man goes to a restaurant and buys a small juice carton. On the side,

he sees a peel-off prize sticker. He opens it and yells, "I won a motor

home! I won a Winnebago motor home!" The waitress argues, "That's

impossible. The biggest prize is a stereo system!" The man insists, "No.

I won a motor home!" The manager hears the ruckus and walks over. He

says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home, because we didn't

have that as one of our prizes." The customer insists, and hands the

manager the sticker. On it, the manager reads,

"Win a Bagel."