3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference

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Like most Nigerians, you're probably finding that it's increasingly difficult to earn a decent living from email. That's why you need to attend the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference.

"This conference is an investment in your future. Learn to take advantage of modern technology, and make a great deal of money with very little effort. If you have any question, please contact me and I will send you a proposal that may be of interest to you. I await your response by return while assuring you that the transaction is absolutely risk free."

- Dr. Collins Mbadiw

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/index.htm

(not spam)

[Thetyim]

I would love to attend but unfortunately I have this rather large suitcase containing

300 billion dollars of cash and I don't think I could muster the energy to carry it with me.

[randyksf]

There is one type of person who is hated more so than rapists, lawyers killers and politicians. Those people are SPAMERS. Don’t want to ruffle any feathers however hers is a clip from the link.

• Linguistics:

######, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the "sticks and stones" category.

• Telecommunications:

Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work?

• Accounting:

The taxman he's a comin': Keeping good and accurate records.

• Open Discussion:

We will resume last year's high-spirited discussion of unionization, including health benefits.

• Workshop:

Grammatical errors: What's the optimal number?

• Statistics:

Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: "Analyzing response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value," as published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics.

• Economics:

A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria's top export?

Oh the last part was really funny.

Register Now!

Registration is via a confidential money transfer.

Send your bank's name, account number, your name, address, telephone number, and fax numbers. Please note again that this transaction is strictly confidential and as such should be kept secret. Be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free.

Kindly send the requested information (in complete confidence) to:

Nigerian EMail Conference

c/o Abuja Sheraton Hotel Abuja

Ladi Kwali Way Abuja, NG PMB 143

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Register now and be sure your confidential money will be someone else’s.