Irish Medical Terms

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November 20, 200520 yr

IRISH MEDICAL TERMS....

Artery: the study of paintings

Bacteria: back door to cafeteria

Barium: what doctors do when patients die

Benign: what you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section: a neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan: searching for Kitty

Cauterize : made eye contact with her

Colic : a sheep dog

Coma : a punctuation mark

Dilate : to live long

Enema : not a friend

Fester : quicker than someone else

Fibula: a small lie

Impotent : distinguished, well known

Labour Pain: getting hurt at work

Medical Staff: a Doctor's cane

Morbid: a higher offer

Nitrates : cheaper than day rates

Node : I knew it

Outpatient: a person who has fainted

Post Operative: a letter carrier

Recovery Room: place to do upholstery

Rectum : nearly killed him

Secretion: hiding something

Seizure: Roman emperor

Tablet: a small table

Terminal Illness: getting sick at the airport

Tumour: one plus one more

Urine: opposite of you're out

2 x Condoms : to be sure, to be sure!

Edited November 20, 200520 yr by JRinger

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hi guys does anybody know in banglamung or sriracha or nearby (or anywhere in chonburi province, seen the peculiarity of pattaya) of a laboratory where to have blood test? (just to avoid local hospitals inflated costs procedures. and to have some unbiased results) thnx
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