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A beer before it starts "I know the feeling"

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Woman, Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b*stard! You waltz in here, flop

your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long ?"

The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started!"

  • 7 months later...

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