jayinoz Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hi Guys, Starting: ASAP Invited out with these very wealthy THAI, Not having a clue what the want. The way rich thais get treated is amazing did not even think their was Johnny Walker BLUE. No wonder people strive so hard for that position in life. ANYWAY off that- the main man displayed his 4 serviced apartments and saids can you fill these with Ajarns or well spoken Farang (Maybe they learning Thai). All 4 of his boys have a ENGLISH placement test to attend again. As he need to pay off that the last results vanished into thin air. 3 MONTHS ONLY ...... where u go..... they go......film man goes also (This the rich thais think... maybe he will YOU TUBE it.) Also what you eat they eat..... anything. They need to adapt IMPOSSIBLE MISSION STYLE. If u interested just PM me.... as I have 1 approved by me today. I will flick over the approvals to the big man. Resume\CV with some referrals to call on. Do not discuss work permits- this minister guy has it handled. Cheers Jay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESmith Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Will you also be receiving written English lessons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funcat Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 ...must be the excitement....."hou mash ??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRS1 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Ever heard of Johnny Green label ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Ah , the water of life . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelepulse Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Is their a translator that changes gibberish into readable English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amexpat Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Is their a translator that changes gibberish into readable English? Maybe THERE is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champken Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Threads like this kind of make me feel smart....Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESmith Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 "as I have 1 approved by me today" Standards must be pretty high if applicants have to be approved by the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Is this a job offer?? If so, it really needs to be in the job offers forum. You should consider posting in Classifieds (assuming thats what it is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Does the main man minister guy require a particular accent to be impressed upon his boys ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESmith Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Does the main man minister guy require a particular accent to be impressed upon his boys ? Probably best to cover all bases and have one brummie, one geordie, a scouser and a glaswegian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe666 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 No one else has said it I will. TROLL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Does the main man minister guy require a particular accent to be impressed upon his boys ? Probably best to cover all bases and have one brummie, one geordie, a scouser and a glaswegian Chuck in a bit of mid Atlantic and them we huv a winner . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funcat Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Does the main man minister guy require a particular accent to be impressed upon his boys ? Probably best to cover all bases and have one brummie, one geordie, a scouser and a glaswegian Chuck in a bit of mid Atlantic and them we huv a winner . ..or sober out...Blue Label can kick a punch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elektrified Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Johnny Walker Blue is good but Johnny Walker Gold is really nice. Those were my favorites back in the old days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinnieTheKhwai Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) So.. day number 2 for this topic, and has anyone figured out what it's about? I loved SBKs comment, essentially: "I don't know what the *&@# this post is about; it better not be a job offer but honestly I can't tell one way or the other. Carry on." Edited December 6, 2011 by WinnieTheKhwai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo the Face Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) So.. day number 2 for this topic, and has anyone figured out what it's about? I loved SBKs comment, essentially: "I don't know what the *&@# this post is about; it better not be a job offer but honestly I can't tell one way or the other. Carry on." Gee to me its very clear..... Its about teaching 4 young lads by the monkey see, monkey 'doo' method about how and when Johnny Walker should and will come up with a new color. A script written by Rod Serling re a fathers quest to change the eating, drinking, and cultural status of his offspring, so as they can become falangized and thus the new Thai Ministers of the future.....allowing them to establish a higher level of hi-so and thus in a position to take over from dear ex leader. [play theme song from the twilight zone here] ...now what is so confusing about that :jap: edited for late thought This is a great post and has the potential of surpassing the "RAIN" post by Gotlost. Edited December 6, 2011 by Gonzo the Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinnieTheKhwai Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) Yes.. I actually wonder where Orang37 is. If there's anyone who can make sense of it all then it's him and his human. EDIT: I read it again, slowly, and it indeed sounds like some sort of job or task offer for someone willing and capable of offering an immersive English language and culture experience to a bunch of rich Thai kids. That the topic isn't closed may be a result of the current relaxing of the policy of topic closure. I see a lot of posts that would usually be closed, now being allowed to stay open. That's a welcome change, because indeed there actually isn't any benefit or gain to closing something that isn't obviously off the rails, or a negative factor. Edited December 6, 2011 by WinnieTheKhwai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanetX Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Yes.. I actually wonder where Orang37 is. If there's anyone who can make sense of it all then it's him and his human. EDIT: I read it again, slowly, and it indeed sounds like some sort of job or task offer for someone willing and capable of offering an immersive English language and culture experience to a bunch of rich Thai kids. That the topic isn't closed may be a result of the current relaxing of the policy of topic closure. I see a lot of posts that would usually be closed, now being allowed to stay open. That's a welcome change, because indeed there actually isn't any benefit or gain to closing something that isn't obviously off the rails, or a negative factor. I am glad the resident experts could sort this out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmsally Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) One wonders if the JW Blue Label was only as such on the outer surface. Maybe the inner solution consisted of much cheaper substances known to cause immediate inebriation, and such lack of clarity, that any attempt to put pen to paper results in literary mayhem. Not that I'm suggesting that the supposedly ignorant procurers of ajarns would adjust the grade of the alcohol in accordance with their new social companion. However one would be interested in observing exactly how much the hosts consumed of this particular bottle. Edited December 6, 2011 by cmsally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemanRus Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Johnny Walker Blue is good but Johnny Walker Gold is really nice. Those were my favorites back in the old days. In a pissin contest there is always The Johnny Walker - S$3,400 in Changi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungBrit Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I read this post 3 times and I really do not have a clue what it is saying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooters Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) The way I read this, Op is offering a job to farang with free luxury accommodation and expense account, including free blue label if you hang out with the HI so people who I assume are the parents of Hi so kids that want to learn English what am i missing here Edited December 6, 2011 by Hooters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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