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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Why do men name their penises?

Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

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They know when it is safer to lie.

Eg. Hon, do I look fat in this dress? smile.png

Thats just simple self preservation ;)

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They know it is not good to leave the toilet seat down.

A certain time of the month things can get tasty!

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I used to think "can't live with them (women that is), and can't live without them".

Now I know that you (men that is) can live without them -- except perhaps on a temporary, rental basis.....

If there are 9 more, I do not think that they are expecially relevant if you know the first one.

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