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How Would You Use Santorum In A Sentence?


stevehaigh

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something like this? 'Try as she might, the maid simply couldn't get the stain from the santorum out of Governor Perry's sheets'

ok, i got that from google, but i'm sure you guys can come up with something better?

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To music:

I say Santorum and you say Santorum;

I say Taintorum (sic) and you say Taintorum (sic);

Santorum, Santorum;

Taintorum (sic), Taintorum (sic)

... let's call the hole thing off!

or you say Santorum and i say Sanctimonious

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How to use Santorum in a sentence...

20 years to life without possibility of parole

I read that sentence ten times just to be sure and I can't find any Santorum in it. An analgram (sic) perhaps?

maybe he is implying you would or should get bitch raped in prison, but do they use lube?

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A related comment. For people who follow Stephen Colbert's show and his amazing satirical and real life work with exposing the corruption of the Super PACs, he recently announced that although he is happy that Colbert is highly google rated when you search for Super PAC, his goal now is to define Super PAC as same definition as Santorum!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colbert_Super_PAC

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