How Would You Use Santorum In A Sentence?

[stevehaigh]

something like this? 'Try as she might, the maid simply couldn't get the stain from the santorum out of Governor Perry's sheets'

ok, i got that from google, but i'm sure you guys can come up with something better?

Edited January 7, 2012 by stevehaigh

[Jingthing]

Pancake is a great bottom. His Santorum smells like raspberries.

[Rusty2009]

to limit the leakage of santorum, one could plug the leaking orifice or orifices with a tampon

[Jingthing]

To music:

I say Santorum and you say Santorum;

I say Taintorum (sic) and you say Taintorum (sic);

Santorum, Santorum;

Taintorum (sic), Taintorum (sic)

... let's call the hole thing off!

Edited January 7, 2012 by Jingthing

[Ijustwannateach]

Apparently, the 'social conservatives' now root for Santorum!!!

[Jingthing]

Apparently, the 'social conservatives' now root for Santorum!!!

Good one. Not all Yanks will get it though.

Based on current grim campaign news for Santorum:

Santorum's presidential bid is in the Santorum.

[Rusty2009]

To music:

I say Santorum and you say Santorum;

I say Taintorum (sic) and you say Taintorum (sic);

Santorum, Santorum;

Taintorum (sic), Taintorum (sic)

... let's call the hole thing off!

or you say Santorum and i say Sanctimonious

[vreemd13]

Apparently, the 'social conservatives' now root for Santorum!!!

I bet nobody can beat this reply to the question "How Would You Use Santorum In A Sentence", however the OP "stain at governer's sheet" give a clue

[necronx99]

Santorum surges from behind.

Nothing beats reality.

[vreemd13]

Santorum surges from behind.

OK, that is a fast & excellent reply quote to OP's question input / output

[Rusty2009]

Santorium

the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter.

not to be mistaken for

Bull-shit

which is the warm smelly product of chewed grass and cow Saliva

[Eman]

How to use Santorum in a sentence...

20 years to life without possibility of parole

Edited January 26, 2012 by Eman

[Jingthing]

How to use Santorum in a sentence...

20 years to life without possibility of parole

I read that sentence ten times just to be sure and I can't find any Santorum in it. An analgram (sic) perhaps?

[Rusty2009]

How to use Santorum in a sentence...

20 years to life without possibility of parole

I read that sentence ten times just to be sure and I can't find any Santorum in it. An analgram (sic) perhaps?

maybe he is implying you would or should get bitch raped in prison, but do they use lube?

[Eman]

How to use Santorum in a sentence...

20 years to life without possibility of parole

Just a (poor) joke...

I meant Rick Santorum should be sentenced to a long prison term

Eman

[Rusty2009]

Roseanne Baar who is now a Presidential Candidate says the Green party will be looking into ways to recycle Santorum

[Jingthing]

A related comment. For people who follow Stephen Colbert's show and his amazing satirical and real life work with exposing the corruption of the Super PACs, he recently announced that although he is happy that Colbert is highly google rated when you search for Super PAC, his goal now is to define Super PAC as same definition as Santorum!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colbert_Super_PAC

[Rusty2009]

Santorum the alternative to Obama why?

[necronx99]

Obama licks Santorum in the Poll?

[Jingthing]

Santorum the alternative to Obama why?

Not really sure if a mere vulgar political discussion fits in a high minded thread about anal sex residues. I could be wrong!

[webfact]

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