Can This Marriage Be Saved

[Padkapow Guy]

An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied: a can of peaches.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband

spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

He said," What is it? "

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

PKG