The Biker And The Old Lady......

[A. BOOZER]

A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed....

They couldn't do it while he waited....so, he said he didn't live far and

would just walk home.

On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an

anvil.Then he stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a

couple of chickens and a goose.

Struggling outside the store, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his

purchases home.

While he stood there, scratching his head, he was approached by a little old

lady....who told him she was lost..... She asked; "Can you tell me how to

get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker replied; "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird

Lane. I would walk you home..... but, I can't carry all of this."

The old lady suggested; "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry

the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in

your other hand?"

"Why thank you very much," he said.....and proceeded to walk the old girl

home. On the way, he said; "Let's take my short cut and go down this

alley....We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over and replied; "I am a lonely widow,

without a husband to defend me. How do I know, if we get in the alley, that

you won't hold me up against the wall and ravish me?"

The biker answered; "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two

chickens, and a goose.....How in the world could I possibly hold you up

against the wall and do that?"

The lady replied; "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the

anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."