Maybe this should be in the food forum?

This is a great Christmas favorite. Be sure to follow the instructions carefully though!

Vodka Christmas cake

1 cup water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle Vodka

2 cups dried fruit

Sample the Vodka to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality)

Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again. To be sure it is of the

highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point its best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt....... Or something.

Check the Vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the Vodka and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

Maybe this should be in the food forum? 

This is a great Christmas favorite.  Be sure to follow the instructions carefully though!

 

Vodka Christmas cake

1 cup water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle Vodka

2 cups dried fruit

Sample the Vodka to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality)

 

Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again. To be sure it is of the

highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

 

Repeat.

 

Turn on the electric mixer.

 

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

 

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

 

At this point its best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

 

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

 

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

 

Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.

 

Mix on the turner.

 

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

 

Sample the Vodka to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt....... Or something.

 

Check the Vodka.

 

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

 

Add one table.

 

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

 

Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

 

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

 

Finish the Vodka and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

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