I've been reading this forum on and off since the year 2000 (I moved to BKK in May 1999).

What happened to Dr Pat Pong?

He used to moderate this forum. He was a man amongst moderators, and a moderator amongst men.

He was a man's man. And he was a moderator's moderator.

Is he okay?

That is a question best not asked...

That is a question best not asked...

Why?

If I told you I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

If I told you I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

Nice.

I know that back in about 2000 the great DOCTOR co-moderated this forum with a man in Chiang Mai called IT GUY.

But surely ............... no evil befell the great doctor. He was a good man.

Surely (unlike that recent Phuket moderator), the good doctor had no skeletons in his closet.

Edited March 23, 201214 yr by sbk

H retired due to health reasons, oops endure, did that just get me into trouble with you??

H retired due to health reasons, oops endure, did that just get me into trouble with you??

Thanks. Is he okay?

He was a good man.

Dr. Pat Pong = really good guy, good posts.

H retired due to health reasons, oops endure, did that just get me into trouble with you??

Thanks. Is he okay?

He was a good man.

Yes I believe so, just aging and poor health, something we all get to face sooner or later.

H retired due to health reasons, oops endure, did that just get me into trouble with you??

You're always in trouble with me

H retired due to health reasons, oops endure, did that just get me into trouble with you??

You're always in trouble with me

Get a room you two.

H retired due to health reasons, oops endure, did that just get me into trouble with you??

You're always in trouble with me

Get a room you two.

Jealous ?

H retired due to health reasons, oops endure, did that just get me into trouble with you??

You're always in trouble with me

Get a room you two.

Jealous ?

Looks that way, doesn't it??

You wouldn't want to get a room with Bendix, we all know he is very precise and accurate in everything he does. His ex told me.........

He has a sex mat that he searched the small villages of Japan for, so that he could get the right comfort level. The mat must be positioned according to the Equinoxial diameter of Venus, and there is a short window every month when conditions are right. Bendix has 21 coloured and scented candles that he obtained from a Nepalese mystic, and they must be lit in a certain order to ensure the maximum enjoyment of the Seventh Sensual Sense ( no, I didn't know it existed either ).

Certain chants must be performed, according to the Ancient Order of Gregorian Monks ( horny b*st*rd division, the choir boys hated them ), and seven Buddhist monks must be in attendance to bless the occasion.

His ex was telling me that in 5 years of being with him only twice did the conditions fall into place correctly, and on one of those occasions she was that bored with the whole process she fell asleep.

All the rest of the times the attempts failed due to various calamities such as the candles burning down the room, his ex being jumped by horny monks ( see a pattern forming huh? ), Bendix miscalculating the Equinoxial vertox and going in the huff for a week, and him forgetting where he put the sex mat. ( he's at a bad age ).

The one time everything went to plan, his ex was so disappointed in his performance that she immediately dumped him and skipped town with the youngest monk.

There is such a thing as over planning Bendix

The good old Doc . . . I asked about him a few days ago as well - can't get a straight answer.

I know some mods had rather bad press in the past, not just the latest one - so, I hope the Doc wasn't one of them

You wouldn't want to get a room with Bendix, we all know he is very precise and accurate in everything he does. His ex told me.........

He has a sex mat that he searched the small villages of Japan for, so that he could get the right comfort level. The mat must be positioned according to the Equinoxial diameter of Venus, and there is a short window every month when conditions are right. Bendix has 21 coloured and scented candles that he obtained from a Nepalese mystic, and they must be lit in a certain order to ensure the maximum enjoyment of the Seventh Sensual Sense ( no, I didn't know it existed either ).

Certain chants must be performed, according to the Ancient Order of Gregorian Monks ( horny b*st*rd division, the choir boys hated them ), and seven Buddhist monks must be in attendance to bless the occasion.

His ex was telling me that in 5 years of being with him only twice did the conditions fall into place correctly, and on one of those occasions she was that bored with the whole process she fell asleep.

All the rest of the times the attempts failed due to various calamities such as the candles burning down the room, his ex being jumped by horny monks ( see a pattern forming huh? ), Bendix miscalculating the Equinoxial vertox and going in the huff for a week, and him forgetting where he put the sex mat. ( he's at a bad age ).

The one time everything went to plan, his ex was so disappointed in his performance that she immediately dumped him and skipped town with the youngest monk.

There is such a thing as over planning Bendix

Don't people of bendix's profession do everything with a stop watch running attached to a meter then to to the direct deposit ?

Edited March 24, 201214 yr by harrry

H retired due to health reasons, oops endure, did that just get me into trouble with you??

Thanks. Is he okay?

He was a good man.

Yes I believe so, just aging and poor health, something we all get to face sooner or later.

I never thought you would admitt it publically, old gurl I mean kind moderator lady

I never thought you would admitt it publically, old gurl I mean kind moderator lady

Speaking of "what happened to..."

Where ya been fella?

Dr. Patpong.......the master of the One Liner.

If you counted every single word that Dr. Patpong posted over the years, it would still be less than one post by the blether.

There is a Dr. mai pen rai in Chiang Mai.

Dr. Patpong.......the master of the One Liner.

If you counted every single word that Dr. Patpong posted over the years, it would still be less than one post by the blether.

Mum...............Did I not tell you to stop stalking me on the internet!!!

You wouldn't want to get a room with Bendix, we all know he is very precise and accurate in everything he does. His ex told me.........

Blether ... you are a very naughty little boy!

Funny as fu_ck though.

No disrespect Bendix ... but blether has implanted a visual image I just can't shake!

It's going to be a nightmare night.

Edited March 24, 201214 yr by David48

Dr. Patpong.......the master of the One Liner.

If you counted every single word that Dr. Patpong posted over the years, it would still be less than one post by the blether.

Mum...............Did I not tell you to stop stalking me on the internet!!!

Errrrm........no. Who's stalking? I don't particularly like your rather weak sense of humour, but hey; that's just me.

Seriously, you need to give the keyboard a rest and join in real life.

Dr. Patpong.......the master of the One Liner.

If you counted every single word that Dr. Patpong posted over the years, it would still be less than one post by the blether.

Mum...............Did I not tell you to stop stalking me on the internet!!!

Errrrm........no. Who's stalking? I don't particularly like your rather weak sense of humour, but hey; that's just me.

Seriously, you need to give the keyboard a rest and join in real life.

Weak sense of humour?

I never thought you would admitt it publically, old gurl I mean kind moderator lady

Speaking of "what happened to..."

Where ya been fella?

Welcome back ND, the forum certainly misses your humour

Errrrm........no. Who's stalking? I don't particularly like your rather weak sense of humour, but hey; that's just me.

Seriously, you need to give the keyboard a rest and join in real life.

Weak sense of humour?

KarenBravo ... with that comment, you might feel a little lonely.

Edited March 24, 201214 yr by David48

Errrrm........no. Who's stalking? I don't particularly like your rather weak sense of humour, but hey; that's just me.

Seriously, you need to give the keyboard a rest and join in real life.

Weak sense of humour?

KarenBravo ... with that comment, you might feel a little lonely.

Why?

Are you confusing this forum with the real world? If you are, you're in good company.

Errrrm........no. Who's stalking? I don't particularly like your rather weak sense of humour, but hey; that's just me.

Seriously, you need to give the keyboard a rest and join in real life.

Weak sense of humour?

KarenBravo ... with that comment, you might feel a little lonely.

Why?

Are you confusing this forum with the real world? If you are, you're in good company.

Well that will be the second time in two days that you have had a go at me KarenBravo, I refer you to the Spotted Buffalo thread yesterday too, just in case you are touching senility and are forgetting yourself.

It takes a special kind of wa*ker to feel the need to cross threads and pass negative opinions on issues that are nothing to do with them. My internet usage is nothing to do with you, and I do have a Mother, I don't need you playing the part of surrogate Mom here, so toddle off into your bitter and twisted little world and leave us kids alone to play........oh, oh, and just for you.

The Crime............................Playing the part of spoilsport Mom on Thaivisa

The Punishment..................Being you.

All right kids . . . that's enough. There are enough real-life fools on here without the two of you adding to that number . . . now

. . . and make up!

All right kids . . . that's enough. There are enough real-life fools on here without the two of you adding to that number . . . now

. . . and make up!

That looks suspiciously like Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket!!..............you should send that pic to the newspapers.