farangme Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 You start making up excuses for the failings of people around you. Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 You have 20 bottles of sauce in the fridge and none is ketchup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Drive a motorbike with sidecar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Leave restaurants with a toothpick in your mouth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Pick boogers in public. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 You actually listen to what they say on the moo bahn speakers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 You actually listen to what they say on the moo bahn speakers. Yah mean these dam_n things that start up at 6 AM and run for 2 hours? Propaganda at its worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kblaze Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 --food stall workers without plastic bag hats during rain seem like crazy people -- your sink has 11 dirty spoons and 1 fork -- when security guards, staff, etc say hello in passing, you respond with a shortened "'kub" rather than a full "sawatee kub" -- you are fully aware that on any given BTS ride you could be surrounded by international criminals avoiding capture, pimps, prostitutes, japanese families, terrorists, and pedophiles... and you are ok with that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommoPhysicist Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 (edited) When you have a drink in a bar, the ladyboy sits with you, and you are happy to give him her a bit of a cuddle. When you start avoiding bars that have too many foreigners drinking in them. When you start making up excuses to get out of having sex (again) with your wife/gf. Edited April 10, 2012 by TommoPhysicist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DowntownAl Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 (edited) You converse with other farangs in pigeon Engrish. No do. Engrish always same, same. Edited April 10, 2012 by DowntownAl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necronx99 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 When you start to think you think too much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloRescue Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 When you develop a second personality which is used when hanging out with thai people 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggie888888 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I can now smile sweetly and think "I want to strangle this useless piece of crap I am smiling at". I feel uneasy when I reverse my car and there is no incessant whistling by the carpark attendant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 you ask your Farang wife after dinner how much you have to pay her later for short time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Check your teeth in the mirror of your bike before you get off it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2012 You say, Oi when you stub your toe instead of ouch. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2012 You don't notice you are sitting next to a sewer while eating. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post brit1984 Posted April 10, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2012 When you forget the past, ignore the future and pay little attention to the present 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2012 You would initiate nuclear armageddon rather than lose face. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2012 Board the skytrain, bus or lift before the passengers disembark. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShanePashen Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 You start "hotting" up your shitbox 125 motorbike, and wear copy Mirror ray ban Aviator sunnies with no helmet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickBradford Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 When your best farang friend gives you back the 5000 baht he borrowed, and you count the notes in front of him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 When you don't notice the 3 dozen stray dogs barking allnite in the empty lot next door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 When you make an appointment to meet someone 2pm the next day, but you never show up. Never truer word spoken.. After getting quite upset from this despicable behaviour, both from locals and foreigners, recently i started to get less and less upset about it.. To the point that i did it myself 1 or 2 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midasthailand Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 You invent new English words to impress all your new Thai friends! Acculturation!!!!....Really! You never use your indicators but wave your magic hand out of the window. You wonder why there is white paper in the toilet? You squat rather than sit on a chair as squatting is more comfortable. You eat something from all the dishes on the table even if you have no idea what you are eating. You refuse to acknowledge other foreigners even if they are polite. Acculturation. It's from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary (among several) "cultural modification of an individual, group, or people by adapting to or borrowing traits from another culture; also : a merging of cultures as a result of prolonged contact " Look it up, bud. My god, I did look it up as suggested and found that the word was first used around 1880! By the way, I also looked up Bud in the urban dictionary, definitions below: "Bud" ~1. A womans clitoris, the small protrusion. 'to suck on the "bud" gives a woman great delight' ~2. Your friend, 'hey buddy' ~3. short for Budweiser, American beer. "Gimme a bud" 1. Suck the bud as she parts her lips 2. Hi bud 3. "Gimme a bottle o' bud" I do hope that your use of the word bud means that you think of me as definition 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Geekfreaklover Posted April 10, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2012 When you point at something using your lips. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 ZigZag down the walkway playing with your phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Comb thru your friends hair picking out the critters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 When you point at something using your lips. When you point at something using your lips. And we have a winner. Now I just have to clean up the mess I made on the screen and keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauljones Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Drop your girlfriend off at the BJ Bar for her shift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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