Thailand Needs Cricket

[kevjohn]

Welcome to the Thailand Needs Cricket (Two Knees ) Cricket Team. We need a new Communications Manager so keep breeding those pigeons. Must sqay that we have a problem keeping up with supply as evey time the fly near Non Thai they disapear....I believe the market has been selling the new delicacy Pigeon Pie.

I was told they were very rare miniature turkeys. I was told we should have a big doo for Christmas...

SC

SC, I also have an abundant supply of these, if you think we can pass them off as miniature turkeys

Ah - and do you have two cans?

SC

Is two enough?

[StreetCowboy]

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kevjohn: These umbrellas could be marketed as the top of the Line "Thailand Needs Cricket Skin Whitener"

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We could put pictures on them, and make them top shelf umbrellas

TV Cricket

The hub of knees

Kneeshuvcaps,nohubs, yerajye

[StreetCowboy]

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SC, I also have an abundant supply of these, if you think we can pass them off as miniature turkeys

Ah - and do you have two cans?

SC

Is two enough?

Smashing! a brace of twocans

What a din they'll make

SC

TV Cricket

We don't just play for the birds

Yergaun outonalimb on thatone, Cowboy

[kevjohn]

These umbrellas could be marketed as the top of the Line "Thailand Needs Cricket Skin Whitener"

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That is another product with a top secret formula....but I will tell you. H2O

Is this the same H2o that my science teacher tried to explain to me or is it a New Secret Formula developed for the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team.

Should I do some Google research to expand my knowledge of this secret formula?

[kevjohn]

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SC, I also have an abundant supply of these, if you think we can pass them off as miniature turkeys

Ah - and do you have two cans?

SC

Is two enough?

Smashing! a brace of twocans

What a din they'll make

SC

TV Cricket

We don't just play for the birds

Yergaun outonalimb on thatone, Cowboy

With the knocking of knees.

[StreetCowboy]

These umbrellas could be marketed as the top of the Line "Thailand Needs Cricket Skin Whitener"

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That is another product with a top secret formula....but I will tell you. H2O

Is this the same H2o that my science teacher tried to explain to me or is it a New Secret Formula developed for the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team.

Should I do some Google research to expand my knowledge of this secret formula?

Is H2O similar to Up2U?

TV Cricket

We need a long line to plumb the depths of stupidity

[kevjohn]

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kevjohn: These umbrellas could be marketed as the top of the Line "Thailand Needs Cricket Skin Whitener"

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We could put pictures on them, and make them top shelf umbrellas

TV Cricket

The hub of knees

Kneeshuvcaps,nohubs, yerajye

Pictures of who or what?.......wonder if Cobalt60 can include this in his thinking time whilst thinking about the bamboo and re bar for the design of the sight screens.

[kevjohn]

These umbrellas could be marketed as the top of the Line "Thailand Needs Cricket Skin Whitener"

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That is another product with a top secret formula....but I will tell you. H2O

Is this the same H2o that my science teacher tried to explain to me or is it a New Secret Formula developed for the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team.

Should I do some Google research to expand my knowledge of this secret formula?

Is H2O similar to Up2U?

TV Cricket

We need a long line to plumb the depths of stupidity

Google........you have failed me again.

Can not tell you SC. Must be top secret.

Edited July 16, 2012 by kevjohn

[Cobalt60]

Ok, having never known how much is too much, I will also think about top shelf pictures.

[StreetCowboy]

Ok, having never known how much is too much, I will also think about top shelf pictures.

Careful you don't go blind...

[kevjohn]

Ok, having never known how much is too much, I will also think about top shelf pictures.

Thanks for the quick reply Cobalt60......

One more thing to cross off my "thinking" list.

[BookMan]

Can someone give me an outline of the last 3 weeks?

[harrry]

Can someone give me an outline of the last 3 weeks?

This is like Coronation Street,.,3 weeks is nothing.....you can come back in and pick it up agin in the first episode.

[BookMan]

Can someone give me an outline of the last 3 weeks?

This is like Coronation Street,.,3 weeks is nothing.....you can come back in and pick it up agin in the first episode.

So lots of coffee talk, photos of sexy women, photos of big buses?

[harrry]

Can someone give me an outline of the last 3 weeks?

This is like Coronation Street,.,3 weeks is nothing.....you can come back in and pick it up agin in the first episode.

So lots of coffee talk, photos of sexy women, photos of big buses?

Sounds rightl...which reminds me it is your shout for the coffee.

[BookMan]

Can someone give me an outline of the last 3 weeks?

This is like Coronation Street,.,3 weeks is nothing.....you can come back in and pick it up agin in the first episode.

So lots of coffee talk, photos of sexy women, photos of big buses?

Sounds rightl...which reminds me it is your shout for the coffee.

No probs. 7/11 style suit you?

[harrry]

So lots of coffee talk, photos of sexy women, photos of big buses?

Sounds rightl...which reminds me it is your shout for the coffee.

No probs. 7/11 style suit you?

Amazon would go down well

[kevjohn]

This is like Coronation Street,.,3 weeks is nothing.....you can come back in and pick it up agin in the first episode.

So lots of coffee talk, photos of sexy women, photos of big buses?

Sounds rightl...which reminds me it is your shout for the coffee.

No probs. 7/11 style suit you?

This is great.......have another coffee maker.......don't forget me pinch of salt, will ya

Oh and by the way Little Brother, I drink any types of coffee so long as they are the expensive ones.....OK

[BookMan]

This is great.......have another coffee maker.......don't forget me pinch of salt, will ya

Oh and by the way Little Brother, I drink any types of coffee so long as they are the expensive ones.....OK

Not a problem. Expensive is all relative of course, which is why i thought you and harry would appreciate the freshly roasted blend of 7/11 or maybe mix it up a bit and take a punt on the Family Mart brew

[harrry]

I think PTT are on a winner putting Amazon Coffee shops in their Petrol Stations. We can get a nice Toasted Cheese and Ham Sandwich at 7/11 while they are making the coffee perfecty at Amazon. And some of those Amazon girls would make good cheerleaders for oru THailand Needs Cricket (TwoKnees) Cricket Team.

have to bring some salt from home though when Kevjohn is with us.

Edited July 16, 2012 by harrry

[kevjohn]

This is great.......have another coffee maker.......don't forget me pinch of salt, will ya

Oh and by the way Little Brother, I drink any types of coffee so long as they are the expensive ones.....OK

Not a problem. Expensive is all relative of course, which is why i thought you and harry would appreciate the freshly roasted blend of 7/11 or maybe mix it up a bit and take a punt on the Family Mart brew

Hey harrry, isn't this nice. Someone thinking of us.

[StreetCowboy]

Ok, having never known how much is too much, I will also think about top shelf pictures.

"Too much" is one or two less than "enough"

SC

[kevjohn]

I think PTT are on a winner putting Amazon Coffee shops in their Petrol Stations. We can get a nice Toasted Cheese and Ham Sandwich at 7/11 while they are making the coffee perfecty at Amazon. And some of those Amazon girls would make good cheerleaders for oru THailand Needs Cricket (TwoKnees) Cricket Team.

have to bring some salt from home though when Kevjohn is with us.

Do you think the cars will run OK with salt in their Amazon coffee. Might foul up the injectors.

[pigeonjake]

hi team,,

they used to shout handsom man,

but im sure they ment to say handsom wallet

the pic of me im the one kneeling, not the one laying,,

[Cobalt60]

Ok, having never known how much is too much, I will also think about top shelf pictures.

"Too much" is one or two less than "enough"

SC

I definitely know when I have had enough.

[BookMan]

hi team,,

they used to shout handsom man,

but im sure they ment to say handsom wallet

the pic of me im the one kneeling, not the one laying,,

Thanks for the clarification...I wasn't 100% sure pigeonjake.

[kevjohn]

hi team,,

they used to shout handsom man,

but im sure they ment to say handsom wallet

the pic of me im the one kneeling, not the one laying,,

Something for you pigeonjake

The morning was dark and cloudy

The sun almost forgot to rise.

When along came a handsome pig farmer

pigeonluke, I believe is his name.

He joined the "Thailand Needs cricket" team

and his input was spot on.

Run count a bit slow at the beginning

but he did avoid the follow on.

Now, as he's a devoted pig farmer

with his pigs only second to cricket.

Give him a BIG BIG welcome

and thanks for the pork on our plates.

And by the way, I like those shorts............ and I was 100% sure, who was who, as I put me glasses on.......

Edited July 17, 2012 by kevjohn

[pigeonjake]

lol, i just thought with some being older i might just point out,

but if like me in the past before i found my heaven here in thailand, i must say on a friday and a saturday nite in the uk, i did date a few pigs,lol,

must be the bear you understand,

jake

[harrry]

Ok, having never known how much is too much, I will also think about top shelf pictures.

"Too much" is one or two less than "enough"

SC

I definitely know when I have had enough.

does everyone elsse know when you have had too much?

Edited July 17, 2012 by harrry

[pigeonjake]

i know when ive had to much,

when i have to tilt my head back to stop it spilling,,,lol