Thailand Needs Cricket

[harrry]

Hmmmm..Wonder what a Thai batsmen would do when the Wickie whispers quietly that he fcuked his wife the night before.........

Hmmmm..Wonder what a Thai batsmen would do when the Wickie whispers quietly that he fcuked his wife the night before.........

I think the Wickie would be out hit middle stump.

is that the penalty for bowling maidens overs;/

Edited July 27, 2012 by harrry

[Ron19]

Hmmmm..Wonder what a Thai batsmen would do when the Wickie whispers quietly that he fcuked his wife the night before.........

Hmmmm..Wonder what a Thai batsmen would do when the Wickie whispers quietly that he fcuked his wife the night before.........

I think the Wickie would be out hit middle stump.

is that the penalty for bowling maidens overs;/

Could be but I doubt whether the batsmans wife would have been a maiden.

[BookMan]

Portable Jazz Band.

Tis a classic!

[harrry]

I notice cricket was the first sport in the London Olympics as they played it on the village green in the Opening Ceramony. Thailand Needs Cricket (Two Knees ) Cricket Team needs to start now to get ready for the NonThai olympics.

[StreetCowboy]

Portable Jazz Band.

Tis a classic!

I'm not sure I fancy driving that, what with the drummer right at my ear. I'd need Odysseus' siren plugs, as well as my welders' goggles.

Also, I'd be afraid that when we were out cruising, everyone would jump on the bandwagon.

The cab looks a bit small for me and a couple cheerleaders - it'll be a bit of a squash.. weighing up the pros and the cons, I'd be delighted to drive!

SC

TV Cricket

Why drink and drive when we can drive you to drink?

[Ron19]

In reply to StreetCowboy Post #4016

I'm not sure I fancy driving that, what with the drummer right at my ear. I'd need Odysseus' siren plugs, as well as my welders' goggles.

Also, I'd be afraid that when we were out cruising, everyone would jump on the bandwagon.

The cab looks a bit small for me and a couple cheerleaders - it'll be a bit of a squash.. weighing up the pros and the cons, I'd be delighted to drive!

The music coming away from there was unbelievable and I would call it Dixieland.Very lucky to have the camera in my hand at the time as I have never seen them since.

[BookMan]

In reply to StreetCowboy Post #4016

I'm not sure I fancy driving that, what with the drummer right at my ear. I'd need Odysseus' siren plugs, as well as my welders' goggles.

Also, I'd be afraid that when we were out cruising, everyone would jump on the bandwagon.

The cab looks a bit small for me and a couple cheerleaders - it'll be a bit of a squash.. weighing up the pros and the cons, I'd be delighted to drive!

The music coming away from there was unbelievable and I would call it Dixieland.Very lucky to have the camera in my hand at the time as I have never seen them since.

Unbelievably good or unbelievably bad?

[Ron19]

In reply to StreetCowboy Post #4016

I'm not sure I fancy driving that, what with the drummer right at my ear. I'd need Odysseus' siren plugs, as well as my welders' goggles.

Also, I'd be afraid that when we were out cruising, everyone would jump on the bandwagon.

The cab looks a bit small for me and a couple cheerleaders - it'll be a bit of a squash.. weighing up the pros and the cons, I'd be delighted to drive!

The music coming away from there was unbelievable and I would call it Dixieland.Very lucky to have the camera in my hand at the time as I have never seen them since.

Unbelievably good or unbelievably bad?

Most definately very good.If they had parked right there and kept playing,I could have sat there and listened till the cows came home.

[Ron19]

A kiwi was attenting a test cricket match In australia (Aus vs. Kiwi), and was feeling a little crook so he went to see and Aussie Doctor.

The Doctor said that he had some bad news and that he would have to remove his testicles...

The kiwi said ay, no mate na get stuffed. So he went for a second opinion from another Australian doctor.

He said the same thing and the same reaction came from the Kiwi.

So the Kiwi decided to go get a third opion from a kiwi doctor.

The doc said, Na no good mate, we gonna have ta chop ya balls off.

The kiwi then said, thank God for that, them Aussie doctors wanted to remove my test tickets!

Edited July 28, 2012 by Ron19

[David48]

^^ ... probably much like the member.

An oldie, but a goodie.

[Ron19]

[endure]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

[brit1984]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

While I agree that after a hard day at the crease, or in the field, one needs a good night's sleep, participation in cricket will help to cure Thais of their falling-asleep-during-the-day-itus disease.

They will soon learn, maybe through application of logic to an observation of reality (or maybe simply by being hit on the head with a rock hard ball) that sometimes (e.g. when playing cricket) sleeping is not wise.

Hopefully, they will take this new knowledge and apply it to other areas of their life where being awake is generally more sensible than being asleep (e.g. while at work).

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[harrry]

Cricket will give them something to keep awake for watching the Thailand Needs Cricket (Two Knees) Cricket Tea,. That way they can partake of the numerous snacks and beverave available at the food and drink stalls which we have permitted to trade in the area for the apropriate fees.

[endure]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

While I agree that after a hard day at the crease, or in the field, one needs a good night's sleep, participation in cricket will help to cure Thais of their falling-asleep-during-the-day-itus disease.

I was thinking of the spectators rather than the players

[kevjohn]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

While I agree that after a hard day at the crease, or in the field, one needs a good night's sleep, participation in cricket will help to cure Thais of their falling-asleep-during-the-day-itus disease.

I was thinking of the spectators rather than the players

As a spectator, no way would I fall asleep. Hate to not see the Cheer Leaders preforming......

[brit1984]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

While I agree that after a hard day at the crease, or in the field, one needs a good night's sleep, participation in cricket will help to cure Thais of their falling-asleep-during-the-day-itus disease.

I was thinking of the spectators rather than the players

I assume you mean those spectators watching the game from a private box. For the others, the risk of bring hit on the head with a rock hard ball is omni-present, except between overs and during lunch and tea, and any breaks for rain or bad light, or between innings, or while waiting for the 3rd umpire to judge a referral, or when there is a streaker on the pitch (in which case you might actually want to be awake depending on the gender of the streaker and your sexual orientation).

[kevjohn]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

While I agree that after a hard day at the crease, or in the field, one needs a good night's sleep, participation in cricket will help to cure Thais of their falling-asleep-during-the-day-itus disease.

I was thinking of the spectators rather than the players

I assume you mean those spectators watching the game from a private box. For the others, the risk of bring hit on the head with a rock hard ball is omni-present, except between overs and during lunch and tea, and any breaks for rain or bad light, or between innings, or while waiting for the 3rd umpire to judge a referral, or when there is a streaker on the pitch (in which case you might actually want to be awake depending on the gender of the streaker and your sexual orientation).

A spectator, watching the game from a private box with a cheer leader on each knee, going to sleep........No Way.

[harrry]

A spectator, watching the game from a private box with a cheer leader on each knee, going to sleep........No Way.

In that case who cares about the cricket

[kevjohn]

A spectator, watching the game from a private box with a cheer leader on each knee, going to sleep........No Way.

In that case who cares about the cricket

The spectator hit on the head with a rock hard ball.......

[harrry]

A spectator, watching the game from a private box with a cheer leader on each knee, going to sleep........No Way.

In that case who cares about the cricket

The spectator hit on the head with a rock hard ball.......

Cannot have that happening. I have seen the way cricketers polish their balls. Never know where they have been either.....ofthen they haven't either.

[BookMan]

A spectator, watching the game from a private box with a cheer leader on each knee, going to sleep........No Way.

In that case who cares about the cricket

The spectator hit on the head with a rock hard ball.......

Cannot have that happening. I have seen the way cricketers polish their balls. Never know where they have been either.....ofthen they haven't either.

Only when too much alcohol is involved!

[BookMan]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

While I agree that after a hard day at the crease, or in the field, one needs a good night's sleep, participation in cricket will help to cure Thais of their falling-asleep-during-the-day-itus disease.

They will soon learn, maybe through application of logic to an observation of reality (or maybe simply by being hit on the head with a rock hard ball) that sometimes (e.g. when playing cricket) sleeping is not wise.

Hopefully, they will take this new knowledge and apply it to other areas of their life where being awake is generally more sensible than being asleep (e.g. while at work).

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I always thought it was sleep time while u are waiting to bat down the order?

[brit1984]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

While I agree that after a hard day at the crease, or in the field, one needs a good night's sleep, participation in cricket will help to cure Thais of their falling-asleep-during-the-day-itus disease.

They will soon learn, maybe through application of logic to an observation of reality (or maybe simply by being hit on the head with a rock hard ball) that sometimes (e.g. when playing cricket) sleeping is not wise.

Hopefully, they will take this new knowledge and apply it to other areas of their life where being awake is generally more sensible than being asleep (e.g. while at work).

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I always thought it was sleep time while u are waiting to bat down the order?

...not enough time for that if you play for Australia

[Radar501]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

While I agree that after a hard day at the crease, or in the field, one needs a good night's sleep, participation in cricket will help to cure Thais of their falling-asleep-during-the-day-itus disease.

They will soon learn, maybe through application of logic to an observation of reality (or maybe simply by being hit on the head with a rock hard ball) that sometimes (e.g. when playing cricket) sleeping is not wise.

Hopefully, they will take this new knowledge and apply it to other areas of their life where being awake is generally more sensible than being asleep (e.g. while at work).

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I always thought it was sleep time while u are waiting to bat down the order?

...not enough time for that if you play for Australia

Very hurtful comment.

[brit1984]

I always thought it was sleep time while u are waiting to bat down the order?

...not enough time for that if you play for Australia

Very hurtful comment.

...and one that, for most of my life, I would never have imagined being able to use!

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[BookMan]

I always thought it was sleep time while u are waiting to bat down the order?

...not enough time for that if you play for Australia

Very hurtful comment.

...and one that, for most of my life, I would never have imagined being able to use!

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[kevjohn]

I don't understand why Thailand needs cricket. Thais are world class sleepers anyway. Why introduce something that will make them sleep even more?

While I agree that after a hard day at the crease, or in the field, one needs a good night's sleep, participation in cricket will help to cure Thais of their falling-asleep-during-the-day-itus disease.

They will soon learn, maybe through application of logic to an observation of reality (or maybe simply by being hit on the head with a rock hard ball) that sometimes (e.g. when playing cricket) sleeping is not wise.

Hopefully, they will take this new knowledge and apply it to other areas of their life where being awake is generally more sensible than being asleep (e.g. while at work).

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I always thought it was sleep time while u are waiting to bat down the order?

...not enough time for that if you play for Australia

I'll let that comment go over the top...... ...

[Ron19]

Remember this,the bowler is Lillee but the name of the batsman escapes me.

[kevjohn]

Remember this,the bowler is Lillee but the name of the batsman escapes me.

Is it Javed Miandad?

http://www.google.co...3KjFlaRYDLW7U6Q