Thailand Needs Cricket

[David48]

She's not as slow as me Boss.....I'm still tryen ta get past first base.....

If you got kids ... unless you still have a milkman ... you got past first base.

Maybe the metaphor would be that you would not like to score a duck in your first inningings ...

[harrry]

Would that duck be on a bed of rice or sticky rice

[kevjohn]

She's not as slow as me Boss.....I'm still tryen ta get past first base.....

If you got kids ... unless you still have a milkman ... you got past first base.

Maybe the metaphor would be that you would not like to score a duck in your first inningings ...

The milkman......he isn't around to ask and as for the "Duck", no idea how to score one....only score singles...

[brit1984]

She's not as slow as me Boss.....I'm still tryen ta get past first base.....

If you got kids ... unless you still have a milkman ... you got past first base.

Maybe the metaphor would be that you would not like to score a duck in your first inningings ...

The milkman......he isn't around to ask and as for the "Duck", no idea how to score one....only score singles...

Good batting KJ

No dot balls but nothing risky

Just a little flick / prod / poke then run

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[kevjohn]

She's not as slow as me Boss.....I'm still tryen ta get past first base.....

If you got kids ... unless you still have a milkman ... you got past first base.

Maybe the metaphor would be that you would not like to score a duck in your first inningings ...

The milkman......he isn't around to ask and as for the "Duck", no idea how to score one....only score singles...

Good batting KJ

No dot balls but nothing risky

Just a little flick / prod / poke then run

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When ya say "then run" that's when it starts to get hard ......

[brit1984]

If you got kids ... unless you still have a milkman ... you got past first base.

What about Joseph?

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[kevjohn]

Boss...Buddy.........we've been on fairly close terms over the last month or so and I know

that KJ is an endearing term but if ya wont to, seeing I'm an Aussie....you can call me 'Mate"...... ...How is that for

[brit1984]

Would that duck be on a bed of rice or sticky rice

... or happily swimming around a pond with his / her family

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[David48]

The milkman......he isn't around to ask and as for the "Duck", no idea how to score one....only score singles...

Good batting KJ

No dot balls but nothing risky

Just a little flick / prod / poke then run

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When ya say "then run" that's when it starts to get hard ......

... You break me up ...

Maybe that is the delayed effect of a certain medication designed to enhance longer lasting performance?

... or you see a pretty girl and go weak at the knees?

[kevjohn]

If you got kids ... unless you still have a milkman ... you got past first base.

What about Joseph?

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Boss...my name's not Joseph.

[kevjohn]

The milkman......he isn't around to ask and as for the "Duck", no idea how to score one....only score singles...

Good batting KJ

No dot balls but nothing risky

Just a little flick / prod / poke then run

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

When ya say "then run" that's when it starts to get hard ......

... You break me up ...

Maybe that is the delayed effect of a certain medication designed to enhance longer lasting performance?

havta double check what I write. That ill make it harder longer to post

[kevjohn]

Would that duck be on a bed of rice or sticky rice

... or happily swimming around a pond with his / her family

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Maybe these

[David48]

@brit1984 wrote ...

Good batting KJ

No dot balls but nothing risky

Just a little flick / prod / poke then run

When ya say "then run" that's when it starts to get hard ......

... You break me up ...

Maybe that is the delayed effect of a certain medication designed to enhance longer lasting performance?

havta double check what I write.

What happened to the spellchecker? .. Mind you, it could be the Aussies version of SpellChecker that you have and then 'havta' would be perfectly all right.

[brit1984]

She's not as slow as me Boss.....I'm still tryen ta get past first base.....

In the context of a girl or baseball?... either meaning is not appropriate for this thread...

... although every single, however scrappy, adds to the total so keep up the good work KJ...

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Are we going for the singles now?

That always seems a bit sordid to me.

Better to stand up like a gentleman and play all your balls, rather than ceding strike to another batsman.

Let's face it, we'd have not put the ground near the gasometer if we did not expect batsmen to loft their strikes over it.

SC

TV Cricket

Buy your balls at

Gasometer Used Balls Co.

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. I prefer sweeping to the boundary, or lofting over the gasometer, but I suppose I need to adjust to modern fashion - swinging, and singles, and the like. I still don't fancy changing ends and letting someone else face my balls, though

TV Cricket

For swinging singles

KJ is the one going after the singles

I wonder if he remembers all of them

I am sure some of them were worth remembering

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[brit1984]

She's not as slow as me Boss.....I'm still tryen ta get past first base.....

In the context of a girl or baseball?... either meaning is not appropriate for this thread...

... although every single, however scrappy, adds to the total so keep up the good work KJ...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Are we going for the singles now?

That always seems a bit sordid to me.

Better to stand up like a gentleman and play all your balls, rather than ceding strike to another batsman.

Let's face it, we'd have not put the ground near the gasometer if we did not expect batsmen to loft their strikes over it.

SC

TV Cricket

Buy your balls at

Gasometer Used Balls Co.

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. I prefer sweeping to the boundary, or lofting over the gasometer, but I suppose I need to adjust to modern fashion - swinging, and singles, and the like. I still don't fancy changing ends and letting someone else face my balls, though

TV Cricket

For swinging singles

By the way, does Gasometer Used Balls Co. want to sponsor us?

How big are their balls? Have you tried their balls before?

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[kevjohn]

She's not as slow as me Boss.....I'm still tryen ta get past first base.....

In the context of a girl or baseball?... either meaning is not appropriate for this thread...

... although every single, however scrappy, adds to the total so keep up the good work KJ...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Are we going for the singles now?

That always seems a bit sordid to me.

Better to stand up like a gentleman and play all your balls, rather than ceding strike to another batsman.

Let's face it, we'd have not put the ground near the gasometer if we did not expect batsmen to loft their strikes over it.

SC

TV Cricket

Buy your balls at

Gasometer Used Balls Co.

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. I prefer sweeping to the boundary, or lofting over the gasometer, but I suppose I need to adjust to modern fashion - swinging, and singles, and the like. I still don't fancy changing ends and letting someone else face my balls, though

TV Cricket

For swinging singles

KJ is the one going after the singles

I wonder if he remembers all of them

I am sure some of them were worth remembering

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I thought think thinking thought you were taking notes, Boss

[brit1984]

If you got kids ... unless you still have a milkman ... you got past first base.

What about Joseph?

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Boss...my name's not Joseph.

I can understand why you want to keep it secret...

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[kevjohn]

@brit1984 wrote ...

Good batting KJ

No dot balls but nothing risky

Just a little flick / prod / poke then run

When ya say "then run" that's when it starts to get hard ......

... You break me up ...

Maybe that is the delayed effect of a certain medication designed to enhance longer lasting performance?

havta double check what I write.

What happened to the spellchecker? .. Mind you, it could be the Aussies version of SpellChecker that you have and then 'havta' would be perfectly all right.

Yeah, well, It only works when I want it to...

[kevjohn]

She's not as slow as me Boss.....I'm still tryen ta get past first base.....

In the context of a girl or baseball?... either meaning is not appropriate for this thread...

... although every single, however scrappy, adds to the total so keep up the good work KJ...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Are we going for the singles now?

That always seems a bit sordid to me.

Better to stand up like a gentleman and play all your balls, rather than ceding strike to another batsman.

Let's face it, we'd have not put the ground near the gasometer if we did not expect batsmen to loft their strikes over it.

SC

TV Cricket

Buy your balls at

Gasometer Used Balls Co.

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. I prefer sweeping to the boundary, or lofting over the gasometer, but I suppose I need to adjust to modern fashion - swinging, and singles, and the like. I still don't fancy changing ends and letting someone else face my balls, though

TV Cricket

For swinging singles

By the way, does Gasometer Used Balls Co. want to sponsor us?

How big are their balls? Have you tried their balls before?

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Do you think SC is gona answer that. If he does he's more cricket game than me.

[kevjohn]

If you got kids ... unless you still have a milkman ... you got past first base.

What about Joseph?

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Boss...my name's not Joseph.

I can understand why you want to keep it secret...

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But I didn't keep it a secret from you.....

[brit1984]

But I didn't keep it a secret from you.....

Playing mind games now...

Very clever...

Don't just take the sledging...

Answer back with a riddle...

Make him angry...

He will drop it short...

Then you can flick it down to fine leg for another single

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[brit1984]

By the way, does Gasometer Used Balls Co. want to sponsor us?

How big are their balls? Have you tried their balls before?

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Do you think SC is gona answer that. If he does he's more cricket game than me.

Have you spotted the well-disguised hidden meaning of my questions?...

Don't tell SC, I am waiting for his reply ...

I expect he will confirm that their old balls are just like all the other old balls he has played with...

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[kevjohn]

By the way, does Gasometer Used Balls Co. want to sponsor us?

How big are their balls? Have you tried their balls before?

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Do you think SC is gona answer that. If he does he's more cricket game than me.

Have you spotted the well-disguised hidden meaning of my questions?...

Don't tell SC, I am waiting for his reply ...

I expect he will confirm that their old balls are just like all the other old balls he has played with...

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Mums the word...

[kevjohn]

But I didn't keep it a secret from you.....

Playing mind games now...

Very clever...

Don't just take the sledging...

Answer back with a riddle...

Make him angry...

He will drop it short...

Then you can flick it down to fine leg for another single

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Boss, this is not taught in Thailand but, when I was a young lad knee high to a kangaroo,

I was taught to answer all questions with a question. That way, you would get an answer.......maybe

[David48]

Are we going for the singles now?

That always seems a bit sordid to me.

Better to stand up like a gentleman and play all your balls, rather than ceding strike to another batsman.

Let's face it, we'd have not put the ground near the gasometer if we did not expect batsmen to loft their strikes over it.

SC

TV Cricket

Buy your balls at

Gasometer Used Balls Co.

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. I prefer sweeping to the boundary, or lofting over the gasometer, but I suppose I need to adjust to modern fashion - swinging, and singles, and the like. I still don't fancy changing ends and letting someone else face my balls, though

TV Cricket

For swinging singles

By the way, does Gasometer Used Balls Co. want to sponsor us?

How big are their balls? Have you tried their balls before?

I'm glad you raised that important question.

It's not a Kookaburra mind you!

[kevjohn]

Are we going for the singles now?

That always seems a bit sordid to me.

Better to stand up like a gentleman and play all your balls, rather than ceding strike to another batsman.

Let's face it, we'd have not put the ground near the gasometer if we did not expect batsmen to loft their strikes over it.

SC

TV Cricket

Buy your balls at

Gasometer Used Balls Co.

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. I prefer sweeping to the boundary, or lofting over the gasometer, but I suppose I need to adjust to modern fashion - swinging, and singles, and the like. I still don't fancy changing ends and letting someone else face my balls, though

TV Cricket

For swinging singles

By the way, does Gasometer Used Balls Co. want to sponsor us?

How big are their balls? Have you tried their balls before?

I'm glad you raised that important question.

It's not a Kookaburra mind you!

Blimey Charley........Are they that big?.........make mine look like peanuts...

[brit1984]

But I didn't keep it a secret from you.....

Playing mind games now...

Very clever...

Don't just take the sledging...

Answer back with a riddle...

Make him angry...

He will drop it short...

Then you can flick it down to fine leg for another single

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Boss, this is not taught in Thailand but, when I was a young lad knee high to a kangaroo,

I was taught to answer all questions with a question. That way, you would get an answer.......maybe

Indeed, also a very effective technique when asked a tricky question during an interview

(I have resorted to this strategy as both an interviewee and an interviewer)

[kevjohn]

But I didn't keep it a secret from you.....

Playing mind games now...

Very clever...

Don't just take the sledging...

Answer back with a riddle...

Make him angry...

He will drop it short...

Then you can flick it down to fine leg for another single

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Boss, this is not taught in Thailand but, when I was a young lad knee high to a kangaroo,

I was taught to answer all questions with a question. That way, you would get an answer.......maybe

Indeed, also a very effective technique when asked a tricky question during an interview

(I have resorted to this strategy as both an interviewee and an interviewer)

Boss...maybe I was you teacher's teacher.....

[Rsquared]

Any newcomers to the thread?

What are your thoughts?

Thailand Needs Cricket doesn't it?

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I have been following you guys for some time...but just can't keep up.

To be honest I haven't read every post, but I can get the gist of what's going on......a regular good to and fro amongst some very funny and witty caught behinds, cover drives, lbw's and of course I am so embarrassed to mention......the underarm delivery.

But as far as Thailand needs cricket......at first I thought no...but after 2,375 posts...who am I to argue.

Bowl me a googly......I'll smash it for a six with my 3 wood!

[brit1984]

Any newcomers to the thread?

What are your thoughts?

Thailand Needs Cricket doesn't it?

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

I have been following you guys for some time...but just can't keep up.

To be honest I haven't read every post, but I can get the gist of what's going on......a regular good to and fro amongst some very funny and witty caught behinds, cover drives, lbw's and of course I am so embarrassed to mention......the underarm delivery.

But as far as Thailand needs cricket......at first I thought no...but after 2,375 posts...who am I to argue.

Bowl me a googly......I'll smash it for a six with my 3 wood!

New batsman...