I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few...

I noticed two quite large women by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you <deleted>' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said ..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's the last thing I remember.

A man walks into a Thai Beer Bar and orders one shot of Sangsom

Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot of Sangsom

After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders yet another shot of Sangsom

The same thing happens another 3 times.......

After the 6th shot and the 6th time he looks into his pocket, the Mama San was overcome with curiousity and could not resist asking him, "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."

Crossy

I glag there are two of us that ask this type of questions.

And I don't drink alcohol.........just coffee.