January 26, 200620 yr is anybody working here....??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I´m Thirsty....
January 26, 200620 yr O.K I am back so....what would you like to drink Kayo? Zapaca or Zacapa OH! I am getting wrong here...What about a beer?
January 27, 200620 yr I am afraid is nobody here just me the maid...do you want something to drink? watch a movie? play cards? Trivia?....I am bored here....
January 27, 200620 yr I am afraid is nobody here just me the maid...do you want something to drink? watch a movie? play cards? Trivia?....I am bored here.... I am still waiting on my sake. Some service here. What kind of movie? I could go for something fun and fast, action flick maybe?
January 27, 200620 yr I am afraid is nobody here just me the maid...do you want something to drink? watch a movie? play cards? Trivia?....I am bored here.... I am still waiting on my sake. Some service here. What kind of movie? I could go for something fun and fast, action flick maybe? Typical bloody yank always pushing to the front of the que. Wait your turn , can i have a orange juice and lemonade please miss
January 27, 200620 yr I am afraid is nobody here just me the maid...do you want something to drink? watch a movie? play cards? Trivia?....I am bored here.... I am still waiting on my sake. Some service here. What kind of movie? I could go for something fun and fast, action flick maybe? Typical bloody yank always pushing to the front of the que. Wait your turn , can i have a orange juice and lemonade please miss Settle down Basil, wouldn't want a little chinwag to ruin that upperlip of yours. O.J. and Lemonade? Blimey the limey likes citrus.
January 27, 200620 yr I am afraid is nobody here just me the maid...do you want something to drink? watch a movie? play cards? Trivia?....I am bored here.... I am still waiting on my sake. Some service here. What kind of movie? I could go for something fun and fast, action flick maybe? Typical bloody yank always pushing to the front of the que. Wait your turn , can i have a orange juice and lemonade please miss Settle down Basil, wouldn't want a little chinwag to ruin that upperlip of yours. O.J. and Lemonade? Blimey the limey likes citrus. Yep afraid i am not much of an ale drinker, i prefer my citrus, far more refreshing
January 27, 200620 yr I am afraid is nobody here just me the maid...do you want something to drink? watch a movie? play cards? Trivia?....I am bored here.... I am still waiting on my sake. Some service here. What kind of movie? I could go for something fun and fast, action flick maybe? Typical bloody yank always pushing to the front of the que. Wait your turn , can i have a orange juice and lemonade please miss Settle down Basil, wouldn't want a little chinwag to ruin that upperlip of yours. O.J. and Lemonade? Blimey the limey likes citrus. Yep afraid i am not much of an ale drinker, i prefer my citrus, far more refreshing That's okay. my favorite cocktail was always a screwdriver. Citrus is good!
January 27, 200620 yr I am afraid is nobody here just me the maid...do you want something to drink? watch a movie? play cards? Trivia?....I am bored here.... I am still waiting on my sake. Some service here. What kind of movie? I could go for something fun and fast, action flick maybe? Typical bloody yank always pushing to the front of the que. Wait your turn , can i have a orange juice and lemonade please miss Settle down Basil, wouldn't want a little chinwag to ruin that upperlip of yours. O.J. and Lemonade? Blimey the limey likes citrus. Yep afraid i am not much of an ale drinker, i prefer my citrus, far more refreshing That's okay. my favorite cocktail was always a screwdriver. Citrus is good! Watch out redrus is looking and he is the biggest fruit here
January 27, 200620 yr I am afraid is nobody here just me the maid...do you want something to drink? watch a movie? play cards? Trivia?....I am bored here.... I am still waiting on my sake. Some service here. What kind of movie? I could go for something fun and fast, action flick maybe? Typical bloody yank always pushing to the front of the que. Wait your turn , can i have a orange juice and lemonade please miss Settle down Basil, wouldn't want a little chinwag to ruin that upperlip of yours. O.J. and Lemonade? Blimey the limey likes citrus. Yep afraid i am not much of an ale drinker, i prefer my citrus, far more refreshing That's okay. my favorite cocktail was always a screwdriver. Citrus is good! Well, if youz don't want to drink it, I will.....!!!!! redrus
January 27, 200620 yr Redrus, were you the kid that everyone dared to eat and drink stuff they didn't want to?
January 27, 200620 yr Redrus, were you the kid that everyone dared to eat and drink stuff they didn't want to? I reckon even redrus wouldnt be able to drink my 18th birthday drink. This had from what i can remember the following ingredients Natch cider Wife beater Stella Baileys calluha(spelling) Wild turkey Jack daniels Southern comfort That one in the really tall bottle that looks like a triangle The green liquear whatever that is it also had a pickled egg and a tablespoon of mustard This was given to me in the middle of my local pub, and when i refused to drink it, and there was much piss taking, one of the much older seasoned drinkers sank it in one. Fair play to him he held it down. Unfortunately he passed out about 20 minutes later against a radiator, when he woke up 4 hours later he had recieved 2nd degree burns to his leg. Shame really, but glad i didnt drink it, been a non drinker i reckon that would have put me in hospital
January 27, 200620 yr Chirst man! Did you have a death wish? Everybody wanted me to have a death wish. I still think i was the bigger man by refusing to drink that concotion in front of a pub of about 80 people.
January 27, 200620 yr Chirst man! Did you have a death wish? Everybody wanted me to have a death wish. I still think i was the bigger man by refusing to drink that concotion in front of a pub of about 80 people. That could've been the straw that broke the camels back. Good thing to have stopped there I am thinking.
January 27, 200620 yr Ave a word lads. Not even any Absinth, or Stroh. I'll drink that fella's and still have a laugh too. Any day of the week. My only question would be the pickled egg, heart burn central....! redrus
January 27, 200620 yr If any one want a drink wait for your turn politely...I am very busy now the harem is full....and yes i like you guys but you have to wait for your turn...where is the rest of the staff...we are running out of whisky and rum... Guys stop making explosive mixtures...if you get sick go outside...otherwise you will come tomorrow to clean up the mess... Edited January 27, 200620 yr by Glauka
January 27, 200620 yr If any one want a drink wait for your turn politely...I am very busy now the harem is full....and yes i like you guys but you have to wait for your turn...where is the rest of the staff...we are running out of whisky and rum... Guys stop making explosive mixtures...if you get sick go outside...otherwise you will come tomorrow to clean up the mess... No chance of a Guinness and Imodium then.... redrus
January 27, 200620 yr If any one want a drink wait for your turn politely...I am very busy now the harem is full....and yes i like you guys but you have to wait for your turn...where is the rest of the staff...we are running out of whisky and rum... Guys stop making explosive mixtures...if you get sick go outside...otherwise you will come tomorrow to clean up the mess... No chance of a Guinness and Imodium then.... redrus That would have really bad side effects. Must be something you drink alone.
January 29, 200620 yr Kayo we are useless... I am sure if you change the name of the bar to Mukta´bar then we will get it wrong again by calling it Maktub´ar... The same will happen with the rum´s name I will only get it right if is re-name ZAPACA...but them I will get it wrong again because i will call it ZACAPA... gosh what did i just said... O.k bye...
January 30, 200620 yr Does anybody know where is Wolfie? Still hanging around, in the shadows... Truth be known, that 'energy' drink you've been giving me has made me rather lathargic
January 30, 200620 yr Author Does anybody know where is Wolfie? Still hanging around, in the shadows... Truth be known, that 'energy' drink you've been giving me has made me rather lathargic Oh.. she must have been giving you the bad batch we had last week, it's got a low red cell count ! totster
January 30, 200620 yr Im back!!! Got the windburn, freckles and some nice juicy melons!! Am I still employed, or have i been replaced by a younger, more agile model
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