There were two princes who lived on a Polonesian Island. When their father died the prince who did not want to be King was duly elected. He was so fed up with this, and his brother was away, he put the big chair of office upstairs in his hut. That night, when he was sleeping, the ceremonial seat crashed through the ceiling and killed him. This is where the saying comes from;

" People that live in grass houses, shouldn't stow thrones"

There were two princes who lived on a Polonesian Island. When their father died the prince who did not want to be King was duly elected. He was so fed up with this, and his brother was away, he put the big chair of office upstairs in his hut. That night, when he was sleeping, the ceremonial seat crashed through the ceiling and killed him. This is where the saying comes from;

" People that live in grass houses, shouldn't stow thrones"

Wow!

That's as bad as mine!

We got a contest who can come up with the biggest groaners!

Prepare to groan.

What has 2 or 3 wheels and travels underwater at high speed?

A motorpike and side-carp.

GROAN!!!