webfact Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Science Minister: Bangkok will not be flooded this year BANGKOK, 5 July 2012 (NNT) - Science and Technology Minister Plodprasop Suraswadi has assured that Bangkok and key economic zones will not be flooded this year. Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra today presided over the meeting of Water Resources Management and Flood Control Committee, with Mr Plodprasop and other flood-related agencies in attendance. During the meeting, Ms Yingluck instructed the Hydrographic Department and Disaster Prevention and Mitigation Department to ensure effective management of disaster alert systems. Mr Plodprasop also stressed at the meeting that a community-level centralized health, evacuation, and disaster alert is needed so accurate and timely warnings can be issued to affected areas. The Science Minister expressed his belief that there is only a one-percent chance of floods of last year’s magnitude taking place in Thailand this year. River plains, banks and previously flooded areas across the country are more likely to be flooded this year, but the degree of severity will be no match to last year’s crisis. He has reaffirmed that Bangkok and its vicinity will not be submerged in floodwaters this year. -- NNT 2012-07-05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yunla Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Songkran Plodpai Tai Pen Soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I bet you Bangkokians all feel a lot safer now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noahvail Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Based on information by the Science Minister, I have instructed my broker to immediately sell all my shares in Flying Pigs, Inc. Seems like their statement that pigs will fly this year has just been rubbished. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 If only gambling was legal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxLee Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 And they dare to say that after they have rejected the proposal from the NASA??? How funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Bad news for those upstream as those dams fill up maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik072 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 next time i better hold on to my chair now i fell off it from laughing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om85 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Hope that he's right cuz me don not want to live with 1.3 mt of water in my hause again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msg362 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 How did he calculate 'only a 1% chance'? does he know exactly how much rain will fall? Most Thais I come across can't do mental arithmatic, clearly he is the exception! A very clever man ! I'm glad I live in Chiang Mai. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Bad news for those upstream as those dams fill up maybe? And bad news for those downstream after those dams can't hold it anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 How did he calculate 'only a 1% chance'? does he know exactly how much rain will fall? Most Thais I come across can't do mental arithmatic, clearly he is the exception! A very clever man ! I'm glad I live in Chiang Mai. Yes before I was afraid of being flooded...now after reading that I feel 99% safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESmith Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 To be honest, much as me thinks the man is a clown, I doubt very much there'll be floods this year. Up here in the north, reservoirs are fairly low, rainfall has been low. Totally different from last year, when reservoirs were full not long into the rainy season, the rains were very heavy early, continuing throughout the rainy season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomross46 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Bangkok will not be flooded. What about Lamlokka, Pathumtani? Or are we a monkey cheek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTom55 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) To be honest, much as me thinks the man is a clown, I doubt very much there'll be floods this year. Up here in the north, reservoirs are fairly low, rainfall has been low. Totally different from last year, when reservoirs were full not long into the rainy season, the rains were very heavy early, continuing throughout the rainy season. The monsoon season is not over yet, nobody can predict the amount of rainful in the coming weeks, who knows. If Bangkok has set up it's barriers and resources then ares north of Bangkok will suffer greatly. The main issue is deforestation in the north on both sides of the border, without all of thr plantation to soak up the rains it runs of into rivers etc. I personally think there will be flooding of some kind this year, and the future for Bangkok isn't rosey anyway, it is sinking. in 50 years time I doubt it will be what it is today, 100 years maybe it won't even exist. I was in Bangkok this week as I was coming back from Surin and everytime I am in Bangkok I feel depressed. I cannot understand why farang choose to live there, I really can't. To each their own of course, but I would prefer to live in a rural village with no farang, bars or showers than Bangkok, just my opinion there Edited July 5, 2012 by TomTom55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otherstuff1957 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Hope that he's right cuz me don not want to live with 1.3 mt of water in my hause again Of course he's right! You do live in "inner Bangkok" don't you? Of course the definition of "Inner Bangkok" varies, if you are dry, you are in Inner Bangkok, if you are knee-deep in water you aren't! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirit47 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Plodprasop, Master of the 1000 boats, positive thinking will help, you are my special hero, my absolute Comic star... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESmith Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 To be honest, much as me thinks the man is a clown, I doubt very much there'll be floods this year. Up here in the north, reservoirs are fairly low, rainfall has been low. Totally different from last year, when reservoirs were full not long into the rainy season, the rains were very heavy early, continuing throughout the rainy season. The monsoon season is not over yet, nobody can predict the amount of rainful in the coming weeks, who knows. If Bangkok has set up it's barriers and resources then ares north of Bangkok will suffer greatly. The main issue is deforestation in the north on both sides of the border, without all of thr plantation to soak up the rains it runs of into rivers etc. I personally think there will be flooding of some kind this year, and the future for Bangkok isn't rosey anyway, it is sinking. in 50 years time I doubt it will be what it is today, 100 years maybe it won't even exist. I was in Bangkok this week as I was coming back from Surin and everytime I am in Bangkok I feel depressed. I cannot understand why farang choose to live there, I really can't. To each their own of course, but I would prefer to live in a rural village with no farang, bars or showers than Bangkok, just my opinion there True, the monsoons aren't over, hardly begun. That's my point. Last year was exceptional. Early rains & more than usual, & mismanagement of the reservoirs. Even if we have record monthly rains between now & October, I can't see anything approaching last year happening. Just my opinion. Even still using the sprinklers on my lawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthAlien Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 "Plod The Sod Sure As Wally" strikes again! This was the man who after months of post flood research and countless meetings and strategy planning came up with the brilliant plan to mitigate any future flooding by telling people in the Ayuttaya regions that if they saw water coming then the best plan was to evacuate! He may be useless as a science minister but he sure is good value as a comedian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 To be honest, much as me thinks the man is a clown, I doubt very much there'll be floods this year. Up here in the north, reservoirs are fairly low, rainfall has been low. Totally different from last year, when reservoirs were full not long into the rainy season, the rains were very heavy early, continuing throughout the rainy season. The monsoon season is not over yet, nobody can predict the amount of rainful in the coming weeks, who knows. If Bangkok has set up it's barriers and resources then ares north of Bangkok will suffer greatly. The main issue is deforestation in the north on both sides of the border, without all of thr plantation to soak up the rains it runs of into rivers etc. I personally think there will be flooding of some kind this year, and the future for Bangkok isn't rosey anyway, it is sinking. in 50 years time I doubt it will be what it is today, 100 years maybe it won't even exist. I was in Bangkok this week as I was coming back from Surin and everytime I am in Bangkok I feel depressed. I cannot understand why farang choose to live there, I really can't. To each their own of course, but I would prefer to live in a rural village with no farang, bars or showers than Bangkok, just my opinion there True, the monsoons aren't over, hardly begun. That's my point. Last year was exceptional. Early rains & more than usual, & mismanagement of the reservoirs. Even if we have record monthly rains between now & October, I can't see anything approaching last year happening. Just my opinion. Even still using the sprinklers on my lawn As I've said elsewhere, already over 2.5M of rain with a possible 4 more months of (heavy) rain to come in Ranong. It's not every day like it was last year but when it rains it's heavier than last year. The stream behind the house broke it's banks 2x last year, which wasn't normal. Usually a weekly event, as it is this year. 4m plus rain in totak last year v average of 3.3m. I hope it doesn't flood, wife's cousin had enough problems in BKK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeO Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) "Mr Plodprasop also stressed at the meeting that a community-level centralized health, evacuation and disaster alert is needed so accurate and timely warnings can be issued to affected areas". What "affected areas"? I thought we were just being assured that there will be no flooding....!! So, now there's an addendum being added to say that: "In the event that I am proven to be an absolute moron, yet again, and there is significant flooding in Thailand, I want it on record that I had ordered plans to be put in place to help those affected".....!! Edited July 5, 2012 by GeorgeO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TackyToo Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Based on information by the Science Minister, I have instructed my broker to immediately sell all my shares in Flying Pigs, Inc. Seems like their statement that pigs will fly this year has just been rubbished. Flying pigs won't have to worry! The guy already proved a couple of times he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhizBang Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Ok, no problem then. All is well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TackyToo Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 To be honest, much as me thinks the man is a clown, I doubt very much there'll be floods this year. Up here in the north, reservoirs are fairly low, rainfall has been low. Totally different from last year, when reservoirs were full not long into the rainy season, the rains were very heavy early, continuing throughout the rainy season. La Nińa: It started with unusual heavy rains and flooding in Australia, last week disastrous rainfall in Indonesia, a heavy monsoon hitting the south of Thailand already from the Indian Ocean. You don't really need a frog to make predictions... Has anyone information if the infamous "ear infection" is spreading in this government? Heh? I can't hear you without a drink in my hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESmith Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) As I've said elsewhere, already over 2.5M of rain with a possible 4 more months of (heavy) rain to come in Ranong. It's not every day like it was last year but when it rains it's heavier than last year. The stream behind the house broke it's banks 2x last year, which wasn't normal. Usually a weekly event, as it is this year. 4m plus rain in totak last year v average of 3.3m. I hope it doesn't flood, wife's cousin had enough problems in BKK Fortunately, rain falling on Ranong doesn't affect BKK or central Thailand. Edited July 5, 2012 by MESmith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) This link will tell you how your area or those upstream are doing. http://www.tmd.go.th/en/climate.php Edited July 5, 2012 by Mosha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biplanebluey Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I have got this enlarged,copied and pinned to the wall in front of me.----------- Just in case I start worrying in the near future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noahvail Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 This link will tell you how tour area or those upstream are doing. http://www.tmd.go.th/en/climate.php Brilliant post, thanks! I've bookmarked the site. I know we had one hell of a thunderstorm last night in my little province. Didn't realize we got 20% of our YTD rainfall in 24 hours, though...wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moruya Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Plodprasop... He reminds me of a song. "I really love your tiger feet". Can't remember who sang it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Plodprasop... He reminds me of a song. "I really love your tiger feet". Can't remember who sang it. Appropiately or not. It was sung by Mud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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