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An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

When she went before the judge he asked her,

"What did you steal?"

She replied: "A can of peaches".

The judge asked her why she had stolen

them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many

peaches were in the can.

She replied, "6".

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce

the punishment the woman's husband spoke

up and asked the judge if he could say something.

He said, "What is it?"

The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." :o

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