waza Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 ode to the green lump I found in my armpit........ discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator Posted July 10, 2012 Author Share Posted July 10, 2012 Gangrene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 ode to the green lump I found in my armpit........ discuss Take it to the jewellers....they will tell you if your gf's tongue stud marks her out as hiso or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Okay Lads and lasses. Go to it. A conomdrum: Three brothers agree to buy a TV at a promotion price - 30 baht. They all save their pocket money and go to the shop. Each contribute 10 baht 3 times 10 Baht = 30 baht. This they give the salesman. He is a crook and places 2 baht in a drawer and tells the brothers this is your lucky day - there has been a discount. He gives each of the brothers back 1 baht each. Originally they pay 10 baht each but now they baht they pay only 9 baht. 3 X times 9 Baht = 27 Bhat plus the 2 baht in the drawer of the saleman crook. Where is the other Baht? Been done already. We're not that tired. Okay Smarty... let me have your best shot? Please just tell me. Its the second time...and you still keeping us in suspense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) Good thing the moderators are sleeping. we might be able to get a few more pages of "Thai related" replies out of this thread Okay Lads and lasses. Go to it. A conomdrum: Three brothers agree to buy a TV at a promotion price - 30 baht. They all save their pocket money and go to the shop. Each contribute 10 baht 3 times 10 Baht = 30 baht. This they give the salesman. He is a crook and places 2 baht in a drawer and tells the brothers this is your lucky day - there has been a discount. He gives each of the brothers back 1 baht each. Originally they pay 10 baht each but now they baht they pay only 9 baht. 3 X times 9 Baht = 27 Bhat plus the 2 baht in the drawer of the saleman crook. Where is the other Baht? Been done already. We're not that tired. Okay Smarty... let me have your best shot? Please just tell me. Its the second time...and you still keeping us in suspense? His a crook. ,the TV was only 2 baht he gave the 3 back, but pocketed the rest. After all this is Thailand Hey, a 2 baht TV is just a plausible as a 30 baht TV Edited July 10, 2012 by sirineou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator Posted July 10, 2012 Author Share Posted July 10, 2012 Okay Lads and lasses. Go to it. A conomdrum: Three brothers agree to buy a TV at a promotion price - 30 baht. They all save their pocket money and go to the shop. Each contribute 10 baht 3 times 10 Baht = 30 baht. This they give the salesman. He is a crook and places 2 baht in a drawer and tells the brothers this is your lucky day - there has been a discount. He gives each of the brothers back 1 baht each. Originally they pay 10 baht each but now they baht they pay only 9 baht. 3 X times 9 Baht = 27 Bhat plus the 2 baht in the drawer of the saleman crook. Where is the other Baht? Been done already. We're not that tired. Okay Smarty... let me have your best shot? Please just tell me. Its the second time...and you still keeping us in suspense? Yes it is, how come you cowboys not asleep? Smokie I will PM you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I suppose my initial problem is that I thought the brothers were Indian. I have no idea why....it must have been the discount. Yes I have preconceived ideas based on nationality. You should hear what I say about some Thais! (only to keep it on topic of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I suppose my initial problem is that I thought the brothers were Indian. I have no idea why....it must have been the discount. Yes I have preconceived ideas based on nationality. You should hear what I say about some Thais! (only to keep it on topic of course) Gladiator is going to pm you, I suggest you switch on your image filter, you can't be too careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I suppose my initial problem is that I thought the brothers were Indian. I have no idea why....it must have been the discount. Yes I have preconceived ideas based on nationality. You should hear what I say about some Thais! (only to keep it on topic of course) Gladiator is going to pm you, I suggest you switch on your image filter, you can't be too careful. I've seen the movie mate....nothing to worry about. I've starred in a few as well...so he will have to shine to impress.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator Posted July 10, 2012 Author Share Posted July 10, 2012 Crikey... you guys astound me! Bleeding late and off to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator Posted July 10, 2012 Author Share Posted July 10, 2012 Bllether, we will continue this converstiona further in the Red Lion Pub in Kilmarnock Gladiator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Bllether, we will continue this converstiona further in the Red Lion Pub in Kilmarnock Gladiator I'm only joining you if there is a lock in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) Ok Ok , this is getting a bit too esoteric. Why don't you all just get a room? I am going over to the "Ball Massage Thread" Edited July 10, 2012 by sirineou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator Posted July 10, 2012 Author Share Posted July 10, 2012 AICM out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 AICM out Don't forget to claim your fiver... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I am moving this topic from General to the forum Farang Pub - fun, entertainment and Expat life, into which it fits a lot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 You should try having 2090 likes, I get some abuse because of that That was a pretty slick way to broadcast it. Too bad this was moved from general as not as big an audience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 You should try having 2090 likes, I get some abuse because of that That was a pretty slick way to broadcast it. Too bad this was moved from general as not as big an audience. It's having the reverse effect, villagefarang says he's giving me no more likes in case it breaks the system He's bad to me By the way I see your on the verge of the 1000 club You can expect a wee visit from Smokie and theblether the week after next. We won't tell you what day in case you close the shop and run away 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 You should try having 2090 likes, I get some abuse because of that That was a pretty slick way to broadcast it. Too bad this was moved from general as not as big an audience. It's having the reverse effect, villagefarang says he's giving me no more likes in case it breaks the system He's bad to me By the way I see your on the verge of the 1000 club You can expect a wee visit from Smokie and theblether the week after next. We won't tell you what day in case you close the shop and run away We will browse the shelves for a while...you will only twig when the pizza delivery boy arrives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waza Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 How do you know how many likes you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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