Moan!

[John_Betong]

There was an old married Jewish couple, and they were bored with their sex life.

One day, the husband said that he was going to go downtown and check out the peep show's to get some ideas. His wife agreed, saying that she was willing to try anything new.

When the husband returned, she asked "Well, did you learn anything?"

He replied "Well, they do the same things we do, the just moan a lot."

She said that she would try moaning in bed too.

That evening, while having sex, the wife asked "Can I moan now?"

He said "No, not yet."

A little while later, she asked again "Can I moan now?"

Again the husband said "No, not just yet."

Finally, she asked again "Can I moan now?"

He said "YES! Yes! You can moan NOW!"

The wife: "Well, I went to the store today and they did not have what I wanted. Oy! I hate when that happens!"