Thai Toilet Paper.

[gennisis]

The old addage was,thick...thin...ugh!, but in thailand it seems that they are all in the third class.

Maybe to dergade quickly in the septic tanks?

The need to use a couble of sheets every wipe..with or without the 'bum gun'

Kitchen Roll paper is just too thick.

Dye comes off newspaper.

Perhaps the Japaneese have the right idea with one of their toilets with a spray and revolving brush,followed by a warm drying jet of air??

[giddyup]

You only have to double it? You must have the premium grade. I fold mine four times to be safe. Nothing worse than paper penetration.

[Thaddeus]

Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table, nowhere else.

[chrisinth]

"Dye comes off newspaper"

Who's going to be reading your @rse? ..........

Treat it as cleaning a hard drive, the more times you wipe it the more difficult it is to read....................

[chrisinth]

You only have to double it? You must have the premium grade. I fold mine four times to be safe. Nothing worse than paper penetration.

It's what follows the paper that scares me...........

[giddyup]

You only have to double it? You must have the premium grade. I fold mine four times to be safe. Nothing worse than paper penetration.

It's what follows the paper that scares me...........

What follows? The flush?

[giddyup]

Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table, nowhere else.

I take it you use the gun? Something I just can't come to grips with. Even my Thai lady uses paper, she hates the gun as well. I'm too worried about sending shit all over the walls, floor etc.

[chrisinth]

You only have to double it? You must have the premium grade. I fold mine four times to be safe. Nothing worse than paper penetration.

It's what follows the paper that scares me...........

What follows? The flush?

Nah, its whats putting pressure on the paper.

Gives me flashbacks to prostate examinations and the snap of the rubber gloves................

Won't sleep for a week after this so I won't, more nightmares..............

[Shotime]

I would refer you to the "Why some people need to get out more" topic.

[edwinclapham]

gennisis

Perhaps the Japaneese have the right idea with one of their toilets with a spray and revolving brush,followed by a warm drying jet of air??

The best toilets ever!

[giddyup]

I would refer you to the "Why some people need to get out more" topic.

You're here aren't you?

[dave2]

re .. Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table

like these ?

enjoy ... dave2 ... a bum gun fan : ) .. no gun ... no go : (

[giddyup]

re .. Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table

like these ?

enjoy ... dave2 ... a bum gun fan : ) .. no gun ... no go : (

How do you dry your wet arse?

[aneliane]

Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table, nowhere else.

[David48]

re .. Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table

like these ?

enjoy ... dave2 ... a bum gun fan : ) .. no gun ... no go : (

How do you dry your wet arse?

Yes ... I was curious about that question once also.

So, after waiting an appropiate time after she left the loo ... I ask my gf the same question.

The answer I got was 'No problem ... I used your towel '

She had a shower earlier and her towel was drying outside ...

[Pseudolus]

The only one worth buying is Zilk Giant

Strong (a single fold is enough) and yet soft if you are enduring a "wiper" clean up operation.

The worst is Scott products; they are atrocious and basically have designed for the purpose of wiping your mouth whilst eating, and not your backside.

[Semper]

re .. Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table

like these ?

enjoy ... dave2 ... a bum gun fan : ) .. no gun ... no go : (

How do you dry your wet arse?

You don't, you rely on evaporation.

[JemJem]

Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table, nowhere else.

I take it you use the gun? Something I just can't come to grips with. Even my Thai lady uses paper, she hates the gun as well. I'm too worried about sending shit all over the walls, floor etc.

Ewwwww. Why the hell have I come to this thread ? LOL.

What annoys me especially is when hotels, sometimes even three-star ones, use low-quality toilet paper.

[Thaddeus]

re .. Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table

like these ?

enjoy ... dave2 ... a bum gun fan : ) .. no gun ... no go : (

How do you dry your wet arse?

You don't, you rely on evaporation.

And don't buy any chairs made of leather.

[giddyup]

re .. Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table

like these ?

enjoy ... dave2 ... a bum gun fan : ) .. no gun ... no go : (

How do you dry your wet arse?

You don't, you rely on evaporation.

Evaporation with 90% humidity? No thanks, I like my toot dry.

[giddyup]

Whilst we're on this subject, I'd like to ask a question kinda related. Who goes "commando" in Thailand, or do you still wear underpants? I must admit, I haven't worn a pair of undies since setting foot here. Such a sense of freedom.

[pattayadingo]

re .. Toilet paper should be in a holder on the kitchen table

like these ?

enjoy ... dave2 ... a bum gun fan : ) .. no gun ... no go : (

How do you dry your wet arse?

Moon at the sun.

[edwinclapham]

General rule of thumb, anything with a zip, then jocks are worn

[dave2]

re .. dave2 ... a bum gun fan : ) .. no gun ... no go : (

sorry what i meant was if theres no gun by a western or squat loo

i go to look for another loo : )

and the drying ? .... i wear a hat coz its only clean water after all : )

dave2

[chrisinth]

Whilst we're on this subject, I'd like to ask a question kinda related. Who goes "commando" in Thailand, or do you still wear underpants? I must admit, I haven't worn a pair of undies since setting foot here. Such a sense of freedom.

Have to wear them, it shows at the bottom of my shorts.............

[giddyup]

re .. dave2 ... a bum gun fan : ) .. no gun ... no go : (

sorry what i meant was if theres no gun by a western or squat loo

i go to look for another loo : )

and the drying ? .... i wear a hat coz its only clean water after all : )

dave2

You dry your arse with your hat? That's novel.

[giddyup]

Whilst we're on this subject, I'd like to ask a question kinda related. Who goes "commando" in Thailand, or do you still wear underpants? I must admit, I haven't worn a pair of undies since setting foot here. Such a sense of freedom.

Have to wear them, it shows at the bottom of my shorts.............

Maybe you should wear something longer than hot pants.

[Semper]

Whilst we're on this subject, I'd like to ask a question kinda related. Who goes "commando" in Thailand, or do you still wear underpants? I must admit, I haven't worn a pair of undies since setting foot here. Such a sense of freedom.

I do, as the zipper on my jeans sometimes tends to unzip itself. Don't want to get arrested as a flasher.

[dave2]

re .. You dry your arse with your hat?

yes ... but i only buy very soft hats ! ... coz i dont want anything rough

near my delicate bits : ) and they dry in minits here !

semper .

re .. Don't want to get arrested as a flasher.

dont worry about it ..

people in chiang mai have already been warned about them : )

just joshin ... dave2

[giddyup]

re .. You dry your arse with your hat?

yes ... but i only buy very soft hats ! ... coz i dont want anything rough

near my delicate bits : ) and they dry in minits here !

semper .

re .. Don't want to get arrested as a flasher.

dont worry about it ..

people in chiang mai have already been warned about them : )

just joshin ... dave2

Do you find that flies hover around your hat?