Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canna button me pants."

"Oh Angus ... I've got me hands in the dishpan. Go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin’ ya with it."

About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.

Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Angus.

The little lady looks at him and says, "Me God, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"

"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did. Everything was goin’ fine but when she bent doon to bite of the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in."

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



  • Topics

  • Popular Contributors

  • Latest posts...

    1. 24

      Thailand Live Tuesday 20 May 2025

    2. 19

      Son of Prominent MP Sparks Violence at Songkhla Polling Station

    3. 24

      Thailand Live Tuesday 20 May 2025

    4. 0

      Warehouse Raid Uncovers Over 50 Million Baht in Fake Branded Goods in Samut Sakhon

    5. 2

      Kamala Harris Crossroads Weighing the Governorship of California Against Her National Future

    6. 24

      Thailand Live Tuesday 20 May 2025

  • Popular in The Pub

×
×
  • Create New...