Darrel And The Leprauchan

[kayo]

"A large dude named Darrell wins a free trip to Ireland. While he's there, Darrell takes a piss in a local bathroom and notices a little man with red hair a red beard and a leprechaun costume already there draining his lizard. Darrell takes the urinal right next to him and can't help but notice that the little man has the biggest dick he's ever seen. It makes John Holmes look like an inchworm. Darrell can't help staring at the size of this thing. Darrell's jealous because even though he's a large guy, his dick just isn't that impressive. The little man notices Darrell staring at his massive man sausage and asks him if he has a problem. Darrell tells him that although he's not gay, he's duly impressed by the little man's size and wishes his own dick were even half that big. The little man understands and he tells Darrell that the reason his johnson is so impressive is because he is in fact, a leprechaun. Darrell tells him he's full of shit but the little man offers to prove it to him by granting Darrell a wish. He says he'll make Darrell's dick just as big as his...but Darrell has to agree to a quick ass ######ing in a bathroom stall. Darrell is about to tell the little man to fuc.k off, but he's so desperate to get a more impressive instrument that he agrees. So he goes into the stall with the little man and proceeds to get cornholed mightily. The little man tells Darrell he has to ask him three questions as part of the ritual and Darrell tells him to hurry up. The first question the little man asks Darrell is his name, which Darrell tells him. The little man then asks Darrell his age and Darrell replies he's 30. The little man then asks Darrell, 'Ain't you a little old to be believing in leprechauns...' "

[redrus]

Saw that coming but I was still to slow....!

redrus