Public Toilet

[chuchok]

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, one

of which was occupied. So I entered the vacant one dropped my trousers and

sat down.

A voice from the next cubicle said

"Hello mate, how are you doing?"

I thought it a bit strange, not wanting to be rude replied

"Yeah not too bad thanks".

After a pause I heard the voice again "So what are you up to mate?"

Again I answered, some what reluctantly it must be said.

Unsure of what to say, I replied -

"Umm. Just having a quick poo . . . How about yourself"

Then I heard the voice for the third time . . . . .

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some <deleted> clown in

the next loo answering everything that I say!

[Rigger]

[suegha]

I can see how this might happen, people use their mobile phones everywhere. You'd think having a 'poo' would be one time it should be left off!