A Tinnie Is A Boat

[Robby nz]

Bluey goes to an outdoor show and wins a tinnie.

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that. There’s no water deep enough to

float a boat within 160 Klms of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees

the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his tinnie",

pointing to the paddock behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his

brother in the middle of a paddock sitting in the

tinnie with a fishing rod in his hand ....

He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishing. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Queensland

a bad name, making everybody think we're stupid. If

I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your arse!"

[Daffy D]

I thought a tinnie was a can of Fosters

[necronx99]

^ the boats (pressed aluminium) were named after the beercans.

Fosters, for all intents, does not exist as a brand in Australia anymore.