Idiots Who Come To Thailand.

[noob7]

I don't really like Malay food, but I'm working in Malaysia at the moment. Luckily, like Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur is a metropolitan city where you are not limited to local cuisine only. I know some of you chaps out in the boondocks may not enjoy theluury of reasonably priced international cuisine. Certainly, if one is no going to enjoy the local food, learn to speak the local language and enjoy the company of the local populace, going bush in the boondocks will be comparable to a life of mountain solitude, though perhaps without the peaceful serenity.

SC

Oh, Mc Donald or Burger King is reaonable priced enough, In S-Pore and Malaysia.

It's a bit overpriced in Thailand, but ....!

[noob7]

but a 130-lb person can burn about seven calories per five minutes of vigorous sex. Keep it up for an hour, and you'll burn off 88 calories.

A whole hour.........!!

Does that include the amount of time taken to eat the pizza?

Na, but the long shower, before and after, to avoid the contact with the custo..., eh, lover!

[Plucky]

The first word on this thread was "idiots".

Not the most sofisticated way for an OP to get started.

Sophisticated, old bean.

[Soutpeel]

The first word on this thread was "idiots".

Not the most sofisticated way for an OP to get started.

Sophisticated, old bean.

Shouldnt be in class by now old bean...

[robblok]

but a 130-lb person can burn about seven calories per five minutes of vigorous sex. Keep it up for an hour, and you'll burn off 88 calories.

A whole hour.........!!

Does that include the amount of time taken to eat the pizza?

Im pretty sure kelly knows a lot about sex but a lot less about calculations. Still 84 (not 88) cals is nothing, i burn 600 in 45 minutes (and yes im heavier then 130lbs).. though the activity is less fun then sex.

[TwoDogz]

CMkelly, can you do some research and let us know how many calories burnt during masturbation.

Thanks.

[whistleblower]

CMkelly, can you do some research and let us know how many calories burnt during masturbation.

Thanks.

Or how many calories are burnt chewing thai beef?

[eek]

You're equating being thin with being healthy. Most Thai people are thin through not eating much compared to a westerner.

Havent read all this thread, just the first and last page, but this line caught me.

There does seem to be a general assumption in the world that thin = healthy. I would say that being thin is healthier than being grossly overweight of course, but doesnt mean healthy.

At a pool party a few years back, on a cloudy day, i was really taken aback at the slim girls, who frankly had practically zero muscle tone. I saw slim frames but loose tummies etc. There was very little definition to their bodies. Of course, thats still better/healthier than someone overweight, but was just surprised by the lack of tone. Even someone with some weight on them, can have some healthy looking muscle definition and tone.

[StreetCowboy]

You're equating being thin with being healthy. Most Thai people are thin through not eating much compared to a westerner.

Havent read all this thread, just the first and last page, but this line caught me.

There does seem to be a general assumption in the world that thin = healthy. I would say that being thin is healthier than being grossly overweight of course, but doesnt mean healthy.

At a pool party a few years back, on a cloudy day, i was really taken aback at the slim girls, who frankly had practically zero muscle tone. I saw slim frames but loose tummies etc. There was very little definition to their bodies. Of course, thats still better/healthier than someone overweight, but was just surprised by the lack of tone. Even someone with some weight on them, can have some healthy looking muscle definition and tone.

Re Jacktrip's avatar

You've got to be fit, to carry all that round with you...

SC

[chiangmaikelly]

CMkelly, can you do some research and let us know how many calories burnt during masturbation.

Thanks.

Sorry I don't do that. I live in Thailand you know. Actually it's my age too. It is a bit like food. Now since I am older and don't eat as much I am inclined to eat better even though it may be more expensive or more labor intensive to cook.

Women too. When I was younger I did a lot of things I would not do now. Now I am more sensitive and caring; kinder and gentler. I appreciate food and women much more now than when I was younger.

[tallthai]

I am surprised that someone does not find water buffalo tasty. Back in the mid 1960's in Korat the best steak in town was water buffalo and it was a special treat to eat at Charn's Steakhouse. I preferred water buffalo to the black market beef provided by American military. I guess Australian beef has spoiled us all.

I agree! I remember Charn's Steakhouse, but the one I remember wad in Takhli. Was there from 1965 to 1970. Like the buffalo steaks a lot.

Bob

[Sayonarax]

Why bother coming? I don't like the cold, do you see me in Russia?

If you want the comforts of home, then stay at a 5 star hotel.

Leave your Xenophobic mates back at home were they belong.

[nidieunimaitre]

The first word on this thread was "idiots".

Not the most sofisticated way for an OP to get started.

Sophisticated, old bean.

Shouldnt be in class by now old bean...

Trying to spoil a funny thread?

PS. It is of course easy to remember if a word is written with p or ph if you know only 1 language.