thaigerd Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition*, Wife 1.0* installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity and applications such as *Poker Night 10.3*, *Football 5.0*, *Hunting and Fishing 7.5*, and *Racing 3.6**. *I can't seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to *Girlfriend 7.0*, but the uninstallation doesn't work on *Wife 1.0*. Please help! Thanks, *A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)* ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING SYSTEM* and is designed by its Creator to run *EVERYTHING*!!! It is also impossible to delete *Wife 1.0* and to return to *Girlfriend 7.0*. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under *Warnings-Alimony-Child Support*. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application *"Yes Dear"* to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command* C:\APOLOGIZE* because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. *Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*. *Wife 1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0*, *Cook It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2*. However*, be very careful how you use these programs*. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program* Nag Nag 9.5*. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of* Wife 1.0* is to purchase additional software. I recommend *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* ! *WARNING!!!** DO NOT*, under any circumstances, install *Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3*. This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and will *cause irreversible damage to the operating system. * Best of luck, Tech Support Martin Landolt General Manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Another problem with installing Wife 1.0 is that it also installs spyware. Plus the mute button no longer works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nemi Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 make up ur mind to face viruses too...hehehe.... they are meant to intervene... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishoak Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 My wife has a personal firewall. I just can't get her to download information when she has it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emilio Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Then try to install WIFE 1.1/1.2/1.3 its compatible with wife 1.0 CHEERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Tried installing "Mia Noi 1.0" but it conflicts with Wife 1.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~G~ Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Tried installing "Mia Noi 1.0" but it conflicts with Wife 1.0. You should install them on different domains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Tried installing "Mia Noi 1.0" but it conflicts with Wife 1.0. You should install them on different domains. Well played ~G~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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