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When "Oh Shit" Is Considered Appropriate...

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

:oAs also for your signature !
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:DAs also for your signature !

I was wondering if anyone would notice... :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Really hope the one with the dog is Photoshopped in, but then again, looks like a soi dog so 'no problem'. :o

Jai Dee, these are fantastic, where do you get them from?

Jai Dee, these are fantastic, where do you get them from?

To venture a guess, Worth1000.com :o

:DAs also for your signature !

I was wondering if anyone would notice... :o

:D:D:D I did!

Fabulous pics!

LaoPo

Jai Dee, these are fantastic, where do you get them from?

To venture a guess, Worth1000.com :o

Where do you get them from? was intended as a joyful refrain! As in, how do you do that?

:D:D:D

The Most Functional English Word

Well, it's sh*t... that's right, sh*t!

Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:-

You can get sh*t-faced, be sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together.

You Kan smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t,forget

sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t.

Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference between sh*t.

There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, crazy sh*ts, there is bull sh*t, horse sh*t and chicken sh*t.

Then you have your typical dog sh*t, cat sh*t, rat sh*t and even bat sh*t.

BAT SH*T?? yep bat sh*t !

You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t, and some days are just plain sh*tty.

Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like sh*t.

You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.

You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself up sh*t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like roses.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a sh*t.

Or not do so, if you don't give a sh*t!

Well sh*t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do “Give A Sh*t” and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of sh*t.

But if you happened to catch a load of sh*t from some sh*t head........ Well, sh*t happens.

And then in Thailand “You Kan get Sh*t faced on a shoe string”. :D

P.S. BSE = BullSh*t-in-English

And then there is :- to add to Jai Dee colletction :D

Optimism: Sh*t is not all bad.

Pessimism: This sh*t is gonna get worse.

Masochism: I like sh*t.

Sadism: This sh*t is for you.

Pluralism: My sh*t is your sh*t.

Communism: Let's share this sh*t out equally.

Capitalism: How much will you pay me for this sh*t.

Bushism: This sh*t is not happening.

Fatalism: Sh*t is a fact of life. (Back to Taoism.)

But, Not forgetting Rastafarianism: Let's smoke some of this sh*t.

And then what sh*t are you on……… :o

Who give a monkeys ………… :D

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No shit? :o

:D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Top photos! :o

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